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Take a break, brace yourselves, and watch the pretty NSFW trailer for Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie, then we'll tell you what you can win and how you can win it.
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1 Jay & Silent Bob Laptop Cover
1 Jay & Silent Bob T-Shirt
1 copy of American Milkshakeon DVD
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Tell us, right here in the comments section on this page, your favorite Jay (or Silent Bob...but there are fewer from him) quote. It can be as NSFW as you please. We won't judge. We're going to give you plenty of time to get your butts in gear for this one. The contest ends at 11:59 pm EST on June 1st. We'll announce one winner a day from Monday June 2nd to Friday June 6th, via our social media accounts...so you'll have to keep an eye on 'em to find out if you've won!
Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith are back in the hilarious, all-new animated feature Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie. After winning the lottery jackpot, the dynamic duo use the cash to take on evil as crime-fighting superheroes. Rent it tonight with ITunes. Rated R.
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Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
Jay: What buzz?
Holden: The Internet buzz.
Jay: What the fuck is the Internet?
Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
Silent Bob: "You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."
Hey baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat?
Jay: Get offa me. I wanna see what's up. What the f**k is this shit? Who the f**k are you, lady? Why the f**k did you hug my head?
Metatron: Quite a little mouth on him, isn't there?
Jay: What the f**k is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking?
Metatron: I believe the answers that you seek lie within my companion's eyes.
Jay: What the f**k does that mean? Has everyone gone f**kin' nuts? What the f**k happened to that guy's head? I want some...
[God kisses him on the cheek. Jay faints]