Batman. Ghostbusters. Goodfellas. Spider-Man. Rocky III. When you hear the titles of these movies, what is the first thing that comes to mind? Blockbuster movies, right? WRONG! The correct answer is: paintings! That’s right, some fancy-schmancy artwork! Okay, I’m exaggerating a bit, but these flicks all feature portraits that movie geeks have wanted to own for themselves…in some cases for decades. Some are hard to spot, some are hard to miss, and some are just downright hard to believe that someone in the film's art department took the time to create them! Get yourself a glass of wine and some expensive cheese, and appreciate yourself some fine art!
10. Fancy Bates
The Toy (1982) - Director: Richard Donner
Compared to other entries, this one isn’t a piece that someone would want to hang in their home because of how cool the movie was. But it’s not just some piece of the background there to make the set look more realistic, either. It is an incredibly ridiculous (and sexy) piece of art that any guy (and maybe some ladies) would have loved to have owned after seeing The Toy...especially while going through puberty. Hell, even now when I watch the movie I look forward to the scene where Jack Brown and Eric Bates discover its secret.
If you’re unfamiliar with it, it’s a painting that U.S. Bates (Jackie Gleason) has hanging in his study of his wife Fancy (Teresa Ganzel). While Jack (Richard Pryor) and Eric (Scott Schwartz) are going through U.S.’ study looking for dirt to use against him to write in the newspaper, they accidentally come across a button on his desk that removes the clothes from the painting to expose, well...everything. It’s like one of those novelty pens that they have at convenience stores of a clothed woman that when you turn it upside down the clothes come off. This is no pen, though…it’s a large painting hanging on the wall of Eric’s squeaky-voiced and well-curved stepmother. Say what you want about the movie (especially since it’s over 30 years old and may not be as humorous or contemporary now) but I know plenty of people who, if they had a chance to get a reproduction of this, especially with that all-important button, they would put the money down for it.
9. Max & Chip Schreck
Batman Returns (1992) - Director: Tim Burton
This is one of those easily missed things in a movie where if you don’t see it, it’s no big deal, but if you do see it, it’s something you don’t forget, because it's simple, yet really funny. Max Shreck (Christopher Walken) loves his only son, Chip (Andrew Bryanarski), and knows Chip is going to be running things when he dies. When The Penguin (Danny DeVito) wants to kill Chip, Max even tries to convince Penguin to take him instead.
I’m not trying to remind you of the movie, believe me. You know how Batman doesn’t kill, yet he burns to death the fire-eater and then lets Bull Hurley from Over The Top blow up? Sorry about that. It hurts in my chest when I think about that stuff. My point for reminding you is that you need to remember how much Max loves his son. And boy does he ever have proof hanging in his office: an oil painting of father and son. Just look at it for a moment. Not only is it funny because it is a painting of Walken as Shrek, but look at Chip...they gave him a huge face. Like a Robert Z’Dar face. Nonetheless, it’s wondrous and Bat-fans want one for themselves.
8. United Underworld Mural
Batman (1966) - Director: Leslie H. Martinson
The Joker, Catwoman, the Penguin, and the Riddler. How can Batman and Robin defeat a brilliant and evil combination like that? Released between the first and second seasons of the television series, Batman (released on home video as Batman: The Movie) had the comic book icon’s most dangerous villains team up to hold the world for ransom...and kill Batman in the process. Inside their waterfront hideout, they had their own logo and name for their organization: The United Underworld.
Now technically, this isn't on canvas, but it is a painted mural, so it still counts! The logo is of an octopus squeezing Earth with its tentacles. Think of it as a campy version of SPECTRE’s logo from the early James Bond films because seriously, why would Joker and Riddler agree to something like an octopus crushing the planet as their logo? The Penguin? Sure. Catwoman? Maybe because cats like fishy foods. Anyway, around the logo reads: “United Underworld. Today Gotham City - Tomorrow the World.” For something depicting the coolest team of villains ever to share the screen, Bat-fans everywhere would be thrilled to have this picture hanging up in their mancaves, err Batcaves…ah, whatever!
7. Bill Murray On Horseback
Zombieland (2009) - Director: Rueben Fleischer
No one saw that Bill Murray cameo in Zombieland coming, and what an awesome surprise it is! And then no one saw how it would end for ol’ Bill, either. When you think of Bill Murray, you probably wouldn’t picture his house looking like that, and that’s fine. But if you put me in a room with 20 items from his mansion in the movie and asked me which I think would definitely be in his real home, that painting of him on the horse would probably be my first and only guess. It’s ridiculous, just like Murray...well, at least before he started doing more arty films.
I grew up on comedies like Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, and Stripes, and THAT’S who I see when I look at that picture. Younger fans might not see the same guy on horseback that I do, but to movie geeks, the release date of a movie means nothing. Those people remember and appreciate the original, hilarious Bill Murray. And those are the people would love to have such an absurd (yet oddly believable) work of art like this one.
6. M. Bison Portrait
Street Fighter (1994) - Director: Steven E. de Souza
When I say Street Fighter starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Raul Julia is a terrible movie, I don’t think I’m telling any tales out of school. The story about Raul Julia’s involvement in this movie is a sad one since he passed away just before the movie was released. Julia was an accomplished actor who had received four Tony Award nominations during his incredible career. And even though M. Bison was a fictional character from a video game franchise based on fighting, Mr. Julia played him like a villain from a classical stage play.
There’s a scene where he has Chun Li brought to his bedroom and she tells him this sad story about how when she was younger Bison destroyed her village and killed her family. Bison responds by handing her a mixed drink and saying, “I’m sorry, I don’t remember any of it...For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.”
Bison, like any egomaniac, needs objects around to remind him of his greatness. Hanging in his bedroom is a take-off of one of Jacques-Louis David’s “Napoleon Crossing the Alps” paintings, but with Bison substituted for Napoleon. It’s magnificent. You can hate on this movie all you want, but that painting is absurd and wonderful and needs to have some sort of reproduction of it sold. I would convert my wife’s home office into a study without even telling her just so I could hang that up in my home.
Oh, and as a bonus, this is another painting from the Bison bedroom scene.
Just...wow.
5. Norman Osborn
Spider-Man 3 (2007) - Director: Sam Raimi
Willem Dafoe is a menacing looking man. I think we can all agree on that. Even his smiles are creepy. He always looks like he can turn on you at the drop of a hat. His role as Norman Osborn/Green Goblin in Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man series was great casting for all of these reasons. Even though Norman died in the first film, Dafoe cameoed in the second and third films to remind Harry to avenge him. Harry worshipped his father, and what better way to remember your disturbing looking hero than to have a painting of him sitting in his favorite chair on your wall to remind you, not only of the bond that you shared, but that you need to seek revenge for his death.
And that damned painting, whether you keep in mind that it is supposed to be Norman Osborn or just Willem Dafoe sitting there is unnerving and glorious. Movie geeks love Willem Dafoe from the Spider-Man films, from his idiosyncratic role as Special Agent Paul Smecker in the Boondock Saints flicks, or even some of the more offbeat parts he’s taken on in his career. Whatever role of his that you love, just look at that painting and tell me you wouldn’t want that macabre picture displayed in your house. If I could get a copy of it, I would put it in a classy frame with one of those overhead lights shining on it and hang it in my living room like it was a beloved relative. I would even tell people it’s of someone in my family who we adored that passed away to freak the hell out of them.
4. The Fisherman Painting.
Goodfellas (1990) - Director: Martin Scorsese
While having a bite to eat at Tommy’s (Joe Pesci’s) mother’s house after the brutal beating of Billy Batts (Frank Vincent), Tommy’s mother shows Tommy, Henry (Ray Liotta), and Jimmy (Robert DeNiro) a painting she made. Tommy says, “I like this one. One dog goes one way, and the other dog goes the other way...And this guy’s sayin’ ‘Whaddaya want from me?’”
Now, I don’t need to convince you about what a cool piece of Goodfellas memorabilia this is. You probably know all of the dialogue from that scene by heart. Some little tidbits about that scene: first, Tommy’s mother was played by director Martin Scorsese’s mother, Catherine; second, that scene was entirely ad-libbed; and third, the painting was based on a photograph from the November 1978 issue of National Geographic, and painted by the mother of Nicholas Pileggi, who wrote Wise Guy (the book that Goodfellas was based on). You probably haven’t ever thought to look for a copy of this online. Well, just like many of the other entries in our list, if you look around you can find a poster reproduction of it. Don’t forget to get a blue wooden frame for authenticity.
3. “Joker Was Here”
Batman (1989) - Director: Tim Burton
Even before we were graced with Christopher Nolan’s Bat-Universe, people hated on Tim Burton’s Batman for plenty of reasons: the casting of Michael Keaton and/or Jack Nicholson, the style outweighing the substance, or just the fact that a guy named Sam Hamm worked on the screenplay. Whatever your feelings, you’ve gotta admit that having Jack Nicholson as The Joker was pretty funny...whether you think it’s actually funny or for the craziness of it. Regardless, what we’re talking about here is Joker defacing the artwork in the museum. He arrives with his gang and has his henchman (Laurence!) holding a boom box blasting neo-funk (you know you remember it was Prince’s song “Partyman") while Joker and crew add their own touches to famous pieces of art on displayed.
Out of all of them, the one that made it to our list was the one Joker himself tags with “Joker Was Here.” I couldn’t find any information on the original, so I asked DoG contributor and art connoisseur extraordinaire Gerri Mann about the painting and she said, “That's Edward Hopper's Approaching a City. Hopper is most famous for painting Nighthawks which has been spoofed by literally everybody. The train piece is owned by The Phillips Collection in Washington DC. Funny, Nighthawks is owned by the Art Institute of Chicago, where you can see a few of the other paintings the Joker defaces in that scene, including the Rembrandt. It's pretty funny that what the Joker graffitied on the tunnel wall of the painting made it more realistic if you think about it. When have you ever seen train tracks that clean?”
Now who wouldn’t want to have hanging in their home a reproduction of a famous piece like this with Nicholson’s “Joker Was Here” on it? Your in-laws wouldn’t get the reference but might think you were classy.
2. Vigo the Carpathian
Ghostbusters 2 (1989) - Director: Ivan Reitman
After having a knock-down, drag-out against the likes of Gozer the Gozarian, Zuul the Gatekeeper, and Vinz Clortho the Keymaster, the team next has to tangle with...a possessed painting. You follow up a classic like Ghostbusters with mood slime, an animated Statue of Liberty, and one ugly man in a painting? You know what? Who even really cares about that stuff anymore? I’m not here to review Ghostbusters 2, I’m here to talk about that damn painting! It’s still creepy...and it would be pretty cool to have hanging on your wall. Admit it!
Forget the plot, forget the dancing toaster, and forget the name of the actor that played Vigo (but you SHOULD know that it was Wilhelm von Homburg with the legendary Max Von Sydow doing the voiceover for him). How could any Ghostbusters fan not want to have a 7-foot painting (or some sort of reproduction) of “The Scourge of Carpathia” on their wall? Any father would love to show Ghostbusters 2 to their son and tell them that Vigo will get them if they misbehave, and then hang a copy of this in their room to always remind them of that. Well, maybe that’s just me talking, but this piece of Ghostbusters history is another item that is so wanted by fans that you can find poster copies of it online. And I was kidding about hanging it in my son’s room. But now that I think about it…
Oh, and another treat for you. This is what the Vigo painting turned into after his defeat.
Because...why not, right?
1. Rocky III Closing Credits Painting
Rocky III (1982) - Director: Sylvester Stallone
"DING! DING!" The ending of Rocky III is a very cool moment in the franchise, when Apollo Creed finally gets a rematch with Rocky Balboa...in an empty gym. The music builds, the athletes each move in for a punch, and then BAM! FREEZE! The still of Rocky and Apollo landing punches on each other fades into an extremely colorful Leroy Neiman painting. The painting not only represents that exact moment in time, but it’s a beautiful piece of work, whether you like the movie or not.
Neiman's painting is so marvelous and wanted by so many fans of the artist and of the film, that although no reproductions have ever been officially released, you can find posters of it online for sale. Some overseas art studios even reproduce it as an oil painting for people to order! Neiman also created another Rocky painting, this one of just Rocky wearing the title belt, which can be seen hanging on the back wall in Rocky’s restaurant Adrian’s in the movie Rocky Balboa.
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Fun fact: the clown painting from Streetfighter is a spoof of a famous painting by John Wayne Gacy of himself as Pogo the Clown. Is it sad that I know that? It is, isn't it...
That's not sad. I think more people would recognize that spoof than the Bison as Napoleon one.