In case you didn’t know, Machete don’t text…but Machete Kills a lot. It’s like a pastime.
In the new red band trailer, Robert Rodriguez, Danny Trejo and company display Charlie Sheen dropping f-bombs, men being dragged by their intestines and a harem of buxom women ready to make love to Machete or kill him…after making love. As the trailer says best, “When the shit hits the fan, he’s the maid!” Bad guys really need to stop messing with these FBI, CIA, DEA and Federale combos. They are just too fierece.
Obviously, this is NSFW.
Machete Kills opens on October 11 and stars Trejo, Sheen, Mel Gibson, Antonio Banderas, Sofia Vergara, Michelle Rodriguez, Amber Heard, Jessica Alba and Lady Gaga.
You know that they had you at “maid.”
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It's "blade" not "maid."