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Steven Yeun and Felicia Day set to star in Chew

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NewsGavin Jasper4/23/2014 at 2:14PM

The exploits of a "cibopathic" cop in a world of outlawed chicken will be getting its own animated feature.

It seems Steven Yeun can't stay away from Image Comics properties. Known for playing Glenn on the Walking Dead, Yeun is set to star as Tony Chu, the almost-kind-of-sort-of title character from the comic series Chewin an animated feature adaptation. Also announced is Felicia Day as Amelia Mintz, Chu's food critic love interest.

Chew tells the story of a by-the-book cop with a unique ability. Whatever he ingests, he gains the memories of. If he eats a hamburger, he remembers being a cow at the slaughterhouse. If he eats an apple, he remembers being picked and doused with pesticides. If he eats a murderer's face, he remembers the identities of the victims. It's a helpful curse and the only thing immune to it is beets, which is the only thing Chu regularly eats for that very reason.

As if the rules of his world weren't strange enough, the Food and Drug Administration is one of the top-ranking agencies in the country and is focused on enforcing "chicken prohibition" in the aftermath of the bird flu epidemic. Once Chu's abilities are discovered, he's put to task by having to devour countless gross pieces of evidence – such as old, dismembered fingers – just to crack the case. Also, his partner is a cyborg.

Felicia Day's Amelia is a food critic with her own special power. Whenever she talks or writes about food, those who listen or read are able to actually taste the food in question. That's all well and good unless she's giving you a horrible review and you find yourself puking all over the place. Chu is infatuated with her even before realizing that experiencing her reviews is the closest thing he can do to eat and not go all Dead Zone.

The comic series is written by John Layman and drawn by Rob Guillory. Originally, Chewwas going to be adapted into a half-hour comedy series on Showtime. That deal fell through, leading to this announcement. Layman will be handling the script duties, meaning the film is in as good a hands as you can get. Jeff Krelitz will be directing.

The reveal that Chewwill be animated is something of a surprise to me, but probably for the better in terms of making certain scenes easier to stomach.

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Jurassic World Could Start a New Series of Films, 1st Photos Released

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NewsMike Cecchini4/23/2014 at 2:44PM
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Could there be more Jurassic Park sequels after Jurassic World? Want to see some set photos? We bet the answer is yes...

Jurassic Worldmay be Jurassic Park 4 in all but name, but there might be more dinosaur heavy sequels coming. In fact, Colin Trevorrow has ambitions that could launch an entirely new iteration of the Jurassic Park franchise. This is exciting because, well...dinosaurs.

“We definitely talked about [sequels] a lot,” Mr. Trevorrow told Empire. “We wanted to create something that would be a little bit less arbitrary and episodic, and something that could potentially arc into a series that would feel like a complete story.”

As for the other themes that might be explored in Jurassic World: “It’s about alpha dominance and the fact that humans have been the alpha species for a very long time and so now we’ve brought back another that happened to be the alpha species during its time, and we have to co-exist, so what is that relationship?”

To add to the fun, Entertainment Weekly have released the first official photos from Jurassic World, including our first look at Bryce Dallas Howard as Beth.

Jurassic World opens on July 12th, 2015.

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that is the sexiest director's chair I've ever seen!

Paramount And MGM Remaking Ben-Hur

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NewsDavid Crow4/23/2014 at 3:03PM

Paramount and MGM are teaming for a new take on Ben-Hur from director Timur Bekmambetov.

Like a gallant streak of white coming around the bend, Judah Ben-Hur and his chariot are riding high into Hollywood again.

As broken by Variety, studios MGM and Paramount are teaming to remake the legendary American (if you can believe it) story once more, providing more evidence that the Biblical Epic is back.

The studios, who have also united to produce this summer’s Hercules reimagining from Brett Ratner and starring Dwayne Johnson, have agreed to produce a new take on the Ben-Hur character with director Timur Bekmambetov (Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter) at the helm. John Ridley, who scripted 12 Years a Slave, is also set to write this new version of the tale.

We have conflicted feelings about this. While it continues to vindicate the Resurrection of the Biblical Epic, a predicted feat that is no longer too surprising since this spring’s Noah has gone on to gross $300 million worldwide in only three weeks of release. Nonetheless, Ben-Hur (1959) is a personal favorite of mine and is arguably the best movie ever based around a biblical story.

Granted, the 1959 picture, which was directed by William Wyler and starred cinema’s closest approximation of a marble statue in one Charlton Heston, is also a remake of the iconic 1925 movie of the same name. And both are adaptations of American Civil War Union veteran General Lew Wallace’s 1880 novel, Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ. However, Ben-Hur is obviously one of those rare instances where the film adaptation’s cultural impact, at least in the 20th century-onwards, transcends its literary source. Also, it is hard to imagine CGI or digital video surpassing the stunning use of 70 millimeters and in-camera stunts for the chariot race.

But like the titular hebrew, perhaps we should stop fighting with our own self-doubts and embrace the future to come?

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New Trailer For Sin City: A Dame To Kill For

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TrailerDavid Crow4/23/2014 at 4:02PM

Watch the new 60-second trailer for Sin City: A Dame to Kill For right now!

After nine years, fans are so ready to see the long-gestating Sin City: A Dame to Kill For that they probably don’t even mind that the second trailer is mostly a re-cut of the first!

In the new 60-second trailer, we get a little bit more focus on the plot of the Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller directed sequel based (at least in part) on the graphic novel of the same subtitle. Enter Ray Liotta’s bit of nastiness towards Ava Lord (Eva Green), setting up the central conflict of the movie when she asks Dwight (the newly recast Josh Brolin) to intervene.

Other stories include the return of Nancy (Jessica Alba) who is dealing with the pieces of Hartigan (Bruce Willis) killing himself at the end of the 2005 Sin City. Also, the new protagonists include Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Johnny Miller.

The full cast includes Bruce Willis, Josh Brolin, Rosario Dawson, Mickey Rourke, Jessica Alba, Eva Green, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jamie King, Ray Liotta, and Jeremy Piven.

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For opens August 22, 2014.

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Scarlett Johansson Reteams With Jon Favreau For The Jungle Book

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News4/23/2014 at 9:21PM
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Scarlett Johansson is in talks to reteam with Jon Favreau for the third time, along with Lupita Nyong'o, for The Jungle Book.

Despite having a supporting role in Iron Man 2, Scarlett Johansson has stayed a close collaborator with director Jon Favreau. After all, she appears in Favreau’s infinitely charming Chef next month. And now she has been approached alongside 12 Years a Slave’s Lupita Nyong’o to appear in Favreau’s next directorial effort, The Jungle Book.

As reported in The Hollywood Reporter, Johansson is in talks to voice the role of Kaa, a python that eats other animals by hypnotizing them. She is a major villain for boy hero Mogwgli, behind only the dastardly tiger Shere Khan (Idris Elba), himself. Nyong’o meanwhile is in talks to star as the voice of Rakcha, the mother wolf that adopts and raises ther heroic child.

Kipling’s The Jungle Book was a collection of stories first published in magazines during 1893 and 1894. In 1895, a The Second Jungle Book was produced chronicling the later adventures of an older Mowgli. These stories served as the inspiration for the Walt Disney Animation Classic The Jungle Book in 1967. Disney also distributed a moderately successful adaptation of the books in 1994 directed by Stephen Sommers (yes that Stephen Sommers) starring Carey Elwes and Lena Headey.

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Terminator reboot may just be changing name

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NewsSimon Brew4/24/2014 at 9:04AM

The officlal start of production press release for the new Terminator movie lands. But has its name changed?

There may be something to this, there may be not. But it looks as if Paramount may yet be tinkering with the name of the now-filming new Terminator film.

For some time, the film has been known as Terminator: Genesis, but the official start of production press release has now been issued by Skydance and Paramount, and the title of the film is simply Terminator on it.

Of course, it's possible to read too much into that, but the film is now directly referred to as the Terminator reboot. Given the film's apparent ties to Terminator 2, it sounds more like a belated sequel to us at the moment.

Here's the official press release anyway. More on the film as we hear it...

HOLLYWOOD, CA (April 23, 2014) –

Paramount Pictures and Skydance Productions announced today that principal photography is officially underway on the “TERMINATOR” reboot, directed by Alan Taylor (“THOR: THE DARK WORLD,” “Game of Thrones”). The film is shooting in New Orleans.

The new film is written by Laeta Kalogridis (“AVATAR,” “SHUTTER ISLAND”) and Patrick Lussier (“DRIVE ANGRY”). David Ellison and Dana Goldberg (“WORLD WAR Z,” “STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS”) of Skydance Productions are producing. Executive producers are Skydance’s Paul Schwake (“WORLD WAR Z,” “STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS”), Annapurna Pictures’ Megan Ellison (“AMERICAN HUSTLE,” “HER”), Kalogridis and Lussier.

“TERMINATOR” stars Arnold Schwarzenegger (“THE EXPENDABLES 1 & 2,” “TERMINATOR 1, 2 & 3”), Jason Clarke (“THE GREAT GATSBY,” “ZERO DARK THIRTY”), Emilia Clarke (“Game of Thrones”), Jai Courtney (“DIVERGENT,” “JACK REACHER”), J.K. Simmons (“MEN, WOMEN & CHILDREN,” “UP IN THE AIR”), Dayo Okeniyi (“THE HUNGER GAMES,” “THE SPECTACULAR NOW”), and Byung Hun Lee (“RED 2,” “G.I. JOE: RETALIATION”).

The “TERMINATOR” franchise launched in 1984 with Schwarzenegger as the title character and spanned three subsequent films, which have earned more than $1 billion at the worldwide box office.

Paramount will distribute the film worldwide on July 1, 2015.

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"'TERMINATOR' stars Arnold Schwarzenegger ('THE EXPENDABLES 1 & 2,''TERMINATOR 1, 2 & 3') "

Poor Arnie.

There once a time when they wouldn't need to tell you which movies he was in.

About Alex Review

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ReviewDavid Crow4/24/2014 at 9:21AM

With more than a touch of Big Chill, About Alex is still a strong Millennial film with a knockout ensemble cast.

Every group of friends in any generation has its “big chill moment,” a point where the immortality of youth proves to be anything but that. And for Millennials, those first icy fingers can be especially cold with an adulthood that never came. Thus enter Jesse Zwick’s writing and directorial debut, About Alex. As a candidly funny, insightful, and low-pressure film about six college friends who are brought back together because of the (attempted) suicide of an old buddy, this charming ensemble showcase more than justifies its reappropriation of that Baby Boomer classic.

Jason Ritter plays Alex, the titular troubled case who claims to be an actor, yet seems to rarely leave the spaciously rustic upstate New York home that his father left him. Despite participating in all his friends’ lives via Twitter and Facebook, the roughly 30-year-old man seems infinitely alone when he puts on a suit a size too big and crawls into a bathtub with his smartphone in hand, tweeting his final thoughts to the world. He then proceeds to open his wrists.

Fortunately, the self-destruction diverges from previous reunion movies when Alex ends up in the hospital still breathing. The attempt causes his disparate NYU pals, now in their early 30s, to scramble to his home for the weekend, starting with Ben (Nate Parker), his best friend since freshman year who, despite living only a few hours away in Brooklyn with his long-time college girlfriend Siri (Maggie Grace), has not been up to see his mate in ages. There’s also frustrated academic Josh (Max Greenfield), a conversational malcontent that claims to be working on his PhD, but seems happiest when taking shots at Alex’s selfish and short-sighted tendencies. This brings Josh into direct conflict with old dorm drama flame Sarah (Aubrey Plaza), the perpetually indebted corporate lawyer wondering about the road not taken when in the company of Isaac (Max Minghella), the group’s former nerdy Omega that’s made it rich as a San Francisco businessman, allowing him to bring his intern-girlfriend (Jane Levy) along for this auspiciously awkward holiday.

What is meant to be an affirmation of life for Alex turns into a makeshift reunion for everyone with all the expected romances, rivalries, and grudges exhumed in this Millennial state of the union.

About Alex is a meditation on friends growing apart that adds the timely wrinkle of the drift occurring in the supposedly binding social media age. In an era where every action is a potential meme, and no statement isn’t a reflexively postmodern arrogation of pop culture, intent matters more than originality. After all, Alex couldn’t even be bothered to write his own last words for a suicide tweet that consisted of “ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.” Zwick’s cast of witty revelers make knowing acknowledgement of this when they chat about Jeff Goldblum and their favorite 1980s movies. This will likely be too on-the-nose for some critics breathing in The Big Chill, but don’t blame Alex and company; they grew up seeing it all before in their parents’ movies—or at least the best bits via YouTube clips on a friend’s wall post.

Still, unlike that Lawrence Kasdan movie, this sudden reflection of death comes slightly earlier for a generation that did not inherit the keys to the post-war kingdom, but instead is witnessing a diminished generational net worth, a fact that’s astutely addressed by Greenfield’s Josh. Not that Josh is any more mature than the rest of this personality assortment. As a pompous intellectual who still treats life like it’s the first semester of a freshman seminar in sociology, he’s as big a man-child as Ritter’s amiable loner. It is a standout performance for Greenfield that’s equal parts comedic ninjutsu and poignant boorishness. He’s long stolen scenes in New Girl, but here he is equally giving in this wounded portrait of the aged spoiled brat.

Greenfield plays best off of Plaza who likewise sheds her sitcom sheen of bone-dry deadpan to embody the authoritatively friendly den mother of the group. Plaza’s Sarah is a cookaholic and unsurprisingly wants to treat Alex with oven mitts, but her warmth can still be scalding. She was the one whose entire romantic life was messed up at genesis while in college with her first boyfriend, Josh, back when he was pining for beautifully blonde Siri. So, clearly she has many mixed feelings about her “dorm family,” including its most envied member, Isaac, the one who moved the furthest away to the West Coast and who came back in a suit. To some, he is not to be trusted since he now wears Italian loafers and, worse, he might have become a Republican. He also brought a plus-one to this suicide-get-together in the form of his 22-year-old girlfriend.

Levy’s Kate is an interesting inclusion because of the intriguing contrast she makes with the youngin’ of the friend circle in The Big Chill. In that older movie, Meg Tilly plays the wayward girlfriend of the permanently absent party who was going through a mid (or final) life crisis. The Jane Levy character is similarly coddled and treated as a kid in About Alex because she cannot handle her booze or weed like the rest of them. Yet, it is worth noting that she is not a child of Josh’s aforementioned economic downturn graduation bubble. She grew up with social media as a fact of life and reminds the characters and audiences alike, possibly for the first time, that Millennials are no longer the youngest ones in any given gathering. Indeed, she is the most grown-up of anyone in the movie, treating her job as a suicide hotline counselor with more seriousness and poise than any other character’s behavior.

Which brings us back to Alex, and his actions that ultimately boil down to being a cry for help at Ben and Siri. These three characters, played with great appeal, emerge as the central triangle of the narrative, though not necessarily a romantic one. Ben is the writer of the group who stayed in New York to craft his first theatrical masterpiece, yet nearly a decade later still drags his long writer-blocked feet when Siri gets a job offer in LA. It’s the quintessential quarter-life crisis that occurs in these movies, but Parker and Grace will invest audiences into its conclusion. These were the two who were supposed to be there most for Alex, yet despite noticing “erratic tweets,” they never made the drive or even answered the phone until Alex ruined his downstairs bathtub.

About Alex invites audiences into a group of wonderfully realized friends played with sincere affability and endearment by seven actors rejoicing at chance to dig into such winsome roles. Set almost entirely in a rundown house in the woods, the movie has nowhere to go but inside their performances, which lay these quirky and all-too-familiar personalities bare. Jesse Zwick, son of filmmaker Edward Zwick, said at the Tribeca Film Festival that they were primarily based on his own connections from college days more than any filmic influence. Still, it is easy to see that the inciting incident and theme, which drives these types together, is a well-known one amongst filmgoers. If you can overlook the obvious déjà vu, this is one that also finds a remarkable new context with its cultural snapshot.

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Really curious to see this one.

The Hobbit Part Three gets a New Title

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NewsMike Cecchini4/24/2014 at 10:37AM

Peter Jackson has revealed the new, more exciting title of the third installment of the Hobbit trilogy.

Speaking via his official Facebook page, Hobbitand Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson has revealed that the third installment of his Hobbit trilogy will have a new title. So, we can forget about The Hobbit: There and Back Again, and welcome The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. It's definitely more exciting, isn't it?

In a way, this makes perfect sense. When news first broke that Jackson would be splitting The Hobbit into multiple films, many readers speculated that the war between the five armies at the end of the book would take up more screentime than its rather modest page count might have initially indicated. Clearly, the filmmakers are doubling down on that prospect. If nothing else, this should fend off some complaints that not enough happens in each movie.

Here's Jackson's complete statement:

Our journey to make The Hobbit Trilogy has been in some ways like Bilbo's own, with hidden paths revealing their secrets to us as we've gone along. “There and Back Again” felt like the right name for the second of a two film telling of the quest to reclaim Erebor, when Bilbo’s arrival there, and departure, were both contained within the second film. But with three movies, it suddenly felt misplaced—after all, Bilbo has already arrived “there” in the "Desolation of Smaug".

When we did the premiere trip late last year, I had a quiet conversation with the studio about the idea of revisiting the title. We decided to keep an open mind until a cut of the film was ready to look at. We reached that point last week, and after viewing the movie, we all agreed there is now one title that feels completely appropriate.

And so: "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies" it is.

As Professor Tolkien intended, “There and Back Again” encompasses Bilbo’s entire adventure, so don’t be surprised if you see it used on a future box-set of all three movies.

Before then however, we have a film to finish, and much to share with you. It’s been a nice quiet time for us—Jabez and I happily editing away in a dark cave in Wellington—but those halcyon days are quickly coming to an end. It will soon be time to step into the light. Expect to see and hear much about The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies in the coming months.

And there’s also The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Extended Cut, which we’re in the process of finishing, with over 25 mins of new scenes, all scored with original music composed by Howard Shore.

It’ll be a fun year!

The Hobbit: There and Back Again The Battle of the Five Armies will hit theaters on December 17th, 2014.

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Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci Ending Writing Partnership

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NewsDavid Crow4/24/2014 at 10:55AM

Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci are splitting ways as feature film writers after The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

In what may be the biggest upheaval to blockbuster franchises this side of the word “reboot,” Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci have announced an amicable split as writing partners on features going forward.

As reported in Variety, the writers of (deep breath) The Island, Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Star Trek, Star Trek Into Darkness, Cowboys & Aliens, and The Amazing Spider-Man 2, have ended their big screen collaborations.

The two scribes, who began professional collaboration on Hercules: The Legendary Journies in the 1990s say that it was a friendly split that will allow both to pursue separate careers as directors. For example, Bob Orci is currently writing Star Trek 3 for Paramount alongside Patrick McKay and John D. Payne. Orci also is lobbying to direct the picture, which Producer J.J. Abrams and Bad Robot are reportedly keen on, but is still being held with reservations by Paramount, as according to Variety.

Kurtzman on the other hand has been hired to direct Venom, a spin-off to The Amazing Spider-Man franchise that will be released sometime between The Amazing Spider-Man 3 and The Amazing Spider-Man 4.

No plans have been announced yet as to a shift of their production company K/O Paper Products. They also remain executive producers on Fox’s Sleepy Hollow, for which they wrote the pilot, as well as Hawaii Five-O on CBS.

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Joss Whedon Talks Ultron and More about Avengers 2

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NewsMike Cecchini4/24/2014 at 11:12AM

The title villain of Avengers: Age of Ultron is on Joss Whedon's mind right now, and it's not quite what you expect.

As Avengers: Age of Ultron is now properly filming, with the entire cast in place and actual news starting to develop, things may get a bit frantic as we try and separate what is worth reporting from what isn't. But it's refreshing when the film's honcho, in this case, Joss Whedon, actually has something substantial to say about the film's main villain.

"I'm having a blast with Ultron," Whedon told Empire. "He's not a creature of logic - he's a robot who's genuinely disturbed. We're finding out what makes him menacing and at the same time endearing and funny and strange and unexpected, and everything a robot never is."

That's a relief. It's good to see that James Spader will have something to sink his teeth into as Ultron, especially since he's following up the impossibly popular Tom Hiddleston as Loki. I do have to wonder just how much of Ultron's actual evolution we'll see. Loki had the benefit of arriving in Avengersmore fully-formed.

There are some more tidbits about Avengers: Age of Ultron over at Empire Online.

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Monty Python Live Show Coming to Movie Theaters

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NewsTony Sokol4/24/2014 at 2:30PM

The Last Night of Monty Python is coming to the big screen.

And now for something, well, quite similar, really. Monty Python reunited recently for some shows in England and, although they invited us all, a lot of us couldn’t make the trip across the pond to watch them drop their pants and sing “Sit on My Face (And Tell Me That You Love Me).”

While we may not be getting the full Monty from the Pythons, the much beloved comedy troupe found a way to bring their show on the road without having to leave their homes and British gardens.

I’ll let them tell you. In a statement, the Pythons said “Thanks to the wonderful invention of moving pictures, The Last Night of Monty Python is coming to a cinema near you. Get your knotted handkerchiefs out and warm your brains one last time at any one of 450 cinemas across the UK, and 1500 across the world. Join the crowd live from London’s O2 in a final weepy, hilarious, uproarious, outrageous, farewell to the five remaining Pythons as they head for The Old Jokes Home .... On the big screen, in HD.”

The upcoming Monty Python Live (mostly) will be broadcast by Picturehouse Entertainment on July 20 2014. The broadcast will capture what promises to be “the historic Last Night of the Pythons live from London’s O2.”

Monty Python exploded on the telly like a penguin on pirate radio many, many years ago. They were a big hit that got huge laughs and important musical friends. Their movies were produced by George Harrison, Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin. It’s been forty years since Monty Python did their last show on stage in the UK at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane. Monty Python’s John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin have a combined age of 361 years and they still haven’t found the meaning of life.

UK cinema tickets will go on sale from April 25, with further information available on www.montypythonlive.com.

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Seeing them in the flesh on the 4th but I will DEFINITELY see this in cinemas! I have been waiting for this my whole life!

Amanda Seyfried Joins Peter Pan Reboot

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NewsDavid Crow4/24/2014 at 3:53PM

Amanda Seyfried has been cast in the role of Mary for Joe Wright's Pan, due in theaters summer 2015.

The cast for the Joe Wright helmed reboot of Neverland mythology, Pan, appears to be almost complete as Warner Brothers announces the addition of Amanda Seyfried to the ensemble.

Cast in the role of Mary, Seyfried joins a cast for the 2015 tent pole that already includes Hugh Jackman as the villainous Blackbeard, Garrett Hedlund as a young James Hook, Rooney Mara as Indian Princess Tiger Lily, and newcomer Levi Miller as the boy who will become the legendary Peter Pan.

Pan is being directed by Wright (Atonement, Hanna) and is scripted by Jason Fuchs and Greg Berlanti. In this version, the story is relocated to World War II where Pan is an orphan kidnapped by Blackbeard’s pirates and whisked off to Neverland. WB has slated the picture for release on July 17, 2015.

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Meet the Jem and The Holograms Cast

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NewsMike Cecchini4/24/2014 at 4:01PM

The Jem movie from Jon M. Chu is moving right along, and now Jem and her band have been cast. Plus the poster!

Jon M. Chu's surprise Jem movie has cast the title role AND her band. Nashville's Aubrey Peeples will play Jem, while her band, The Holograms will consist of Stefanie Scott (Kimber, Jem's sister), Aurora Perrineau (Shana), Hayley Kiyoko (Aja). There is, at least as of now, no word on whether or not the young ladies will be providing original musical performances for the film, although Peeples can certainly sing.

The producers wasted no time, as within hours of the announcement came the poster featuring the newly cast Holograms in appropriate looking hair and makeup.

When the Jemmovie was first announced it was described as follows:

Mixing music, art, technology, and fairytale, Jem And The Holograms reimagines Jem for a whole new generation with themes of being true to who you are in a multitasking, hyperlinked social-media age. When an orphaned teenage girl becomes an online recording sensation, she and her sisters embark on a music-driven scavenger hunt – one that sends them on an adventure across Los Angeles in an attempt to unlock a final message left by her father.

We'll let you know when they cast The Misfits...presumably it won't involve Glenn Danzig.

Info courtesy of The Hollywood Reporter.

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Friday The 13th Becoming a TV Series

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NewsDavid Crow4/24/2014 at 4:15PM
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A new TV show, executive produced by Sean S. Cunningham, will see Jason and Friday the 13th on the small screen.

The only thing scarier than the return of Jason Voorhees and his apparently indestructible machete is the realization that he will be coming for you weekly through your living room.

It has been revealed to Deadline that the hockey-masked killer is about to get the serial (television) treatment thanks to a new deal slashed by Emmett/Furla/Oasis Films and Crystal Lake Entertainment that will produce the new TV show. Sean S. Cunningham, who directed the original 1980 movie with mommy dearest, will executive produce the series.

“Jason Voorhees is synonymous with the genre and we plan to build on this legacy with a provocative and compelling take that expands upon the storylines that have already thrilled millions worldwide,” Cunningham said.

Bill Basso and Jordu Schnell are set to write and develop the script which will reimagine the masked killer, who actually didn’t begin his slaughter until Friday the 13th Part 2, across multiple time periods. Whether this means a new origin or an anthology of Voorhees based horror around Crystal Lake is hard to gauge at this point.

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Batman vs. Superman May Have Cast Cyborg

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NewsMike Cecchini4/24/2014 at 10:46PM

The Batman vs. Superman movie will include Justice League member Cyborg in its cast.

Ray Fisher has reportedly been cast as Vic Stone, better known to DC Comics fans as former Teen Titan and current Justice League member, Cyborg in Warner Bros. Batman vs. Superman movie. Fisher is best known for portraying Muhammad Ali on Broadway in Fetch Clay, Make Man, and while Warner Bros. has not yet commented on the story, there seems to be legitimate heat behind this one.

Of particular interest is this quote from The Hollywood Reporter:

Warners quietly added the character to its casting call several months ago, when it began looking for a physically fit black actor. The part at the time called for only one scene but promised more in terms of future movies.

This isn't the first time Cyborg's name has come up in connection with the still emerging DC movie universe, but it should put the stop to speculation that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson would be playing Cyborg in a future DC Entertainment movie, although he is definitely working with Warner Bros. in some capacity. It does raise the question of just how many heroes will appear in the still untitled Batman vs. Superman film, which already includes Wonder Woman in addition to its titular superheroes, and with persistent rumors that Nightwing is also slated to appear.

In the comics, Vic Stone is a high school football hero who is caught in an accident that leaves him unable to survive without a powerful cyborg body designed by his scientist father. Recent DC Comics have tied that accident to the planet Apokolips, home of Darkseid, the intergalactic despot who has long been floated as the logical heavy for a Justice Leaguemovie. Cyborg is a high-powered character who could certainly keep pace in a movie that also features powerhouses like Superman and Wonder Woman, and in the animated Justice League: Waranimated film (as well as the comics it was based on) is a founding member of the Justice League. 

Here's an image of Ray Fisher as Muhammad Ali from Fetch Clay, Make Man (photo courtesy of gaycitynews.com).

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Zombieland writers to tackle Watch Dogs movie

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Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese, the writers of Zombieland, have been hired to adapt Watch Dogs for the big screen...

Comfortably one of the big games we're most looking forward to playing is UbiSoft's upcoming Watch Dogs. Originally set for release at the end of last year, the game will now arrive at the end of next month. The central premise involves a man by the name of Aiden Pearce who can hack into anything - from traffic lights to bank accounts - and will need to in order to make his way through the game.

UbiSoft has been clear for some time that Watch Dogs has movie potential, in addition to its Splinter Cell and Assassin's Creed titles that are also well on the way to the big screen. And now it's been revealed that writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick - best known for Zombieland - have been hired to pen a screenplay for the movie.

Presumably, the film's future is entwined to a degree in how well the game does. But if it goes well, as it's expected to do, then Watch Dogs may just become a priority project. More as we hear it.

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Fun-sounding synopsis for the Goosebumps movie released

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We finally have an idea as to what to expect from the Goosebumps movie. Lots of madness, it seems!

It's amazing that it has taken this long to get a Goosebumps movie off the ground. But after several failed attempts, things are finally moving forward with Rob Letterman (Gulliver's Travels) in control. There has been some speculation as to what book(s) the film would draw from, but from the recent synopsis it appears as though the filmmakers are taking a somewhat unexpected approach.

So here's the synopsis:

In Goosebumps, upset about moving from a big city to a small town, teenager Zach Cooper (Dylan Minnette) finds a silver lining when he meets the beautiful girl, Hannah (Odeya Rush), living right next door. But every silver lining has a cloud, and Zach's comes when he learns that Hannah has a mysterious dad who is revealed to be R. L. Stine (Jack Black), the author of the bestselling Goosebumps series. It turns out that there is a reason why Stine is so strange… he is a prisoner of his own imagination – the monsters that his books made famous are real, and Stine protects his readers by keeping them locked up in their books. When Zach unintentionally unleashes the monsters from their manuscripts and they begin to terrorize the town, it's suddenly up to Stine, Zach, and Hannah to get all of them back in the books where they belong.

It certainly sounds interesting. More comedic than out and out horror from the description, so it might not match the majesty of The Hole, but hopefully it'll capture the spirit of the source material.

The film is scheduled for March 23rd 2016.

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oh, Goosebumps, you had me until 'Jack Black'. while I love a lot of his work, this just screams Gulliver's Travels... :(

Kevin Feige on Ant-Man and Thanos

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More Marvel teasing, as Kevin Feige reveals how Ant-Man helped shape The Avengers. Plus: who is playing Thanos?

We're set in between the release of Marvel's two movies for 2014 at the moment, with Captain America: The Winter Soldier making lots of money around the world, and Guardians Of The Galaxy not set for release until August.

Furthermore, Edgar Wright's long-mooted Ant-Man movie is going before the cameras, with Paul Rudd in the lead role, and Marvel Studios' boss Kevin Feige has admitted that alterations were made to accommodate what Wright wanted from the movie. "We changed, frankly, some of the MCU [Marvel cinematic universe] to accommodate this version of Ant-Man. Knowing what we wanted to do with Edgar and with Ant-Man, going years and years back, helped to dictate what we did with the roster for Avengers that first time", Feige told Empire. "It was a bit of both in terms of his idea for the Ant-Man story influencing the birth of the MCU in the early films leading up to Avengers".

Feige had another tease too, with regards the upcoming appearance of Thanos - as teased at the end of The Avengers back in 2012 - in Guardians Of The Galaxy. It had been assumed that Thanos would be a digital creation, but Feige has now revealed that "there is an actor. I'm not sure we want to announce it yet".

Tell us it's Statham, Kevin. Tell us it's Statham...

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Statham? For Thanos? Please stop.

Nathan Fillion is thanos.

The top 50 assholes in cinema

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They're despicable, smug and downright unpleasant. Andrew lines up his pick of 50 biggest unpleasant, sometimes heroic assholes in cinema...

NB: This article contains swearing and spoilers for numerous films. Bear in mind that it may be not safe for work, and if you haven't seen a film mentioned in a particular entry, do consider skipping to the next one.

Conflict drives drama. Unpleasant people create conflict. Thus, cinema is crammed with huge, provocative arseholes/assholes (we went with the latter on the headline, but now we're in the article, we're going more arse than ass). There are obviously too many to list, but we've provided you with a thought-provoking array of multi-faceted bell-endery. That said, feel free to copy and paste the phrase, "Nice list, but you forgot x" to save time when placing comments below! The 'nice' bit is not compulsory.

Incidentally, if you're reading this and were expecting a different sort of article entirely, I can only apologise and suggest you go for a long walk or a cold shower or something.

50. Pete – Shaun Of The Dead

Shaun's flatmate, Peter, is a testament to Peter Serafinowicz's self-proclaimed ability to be "really good at playing dicks" (see also: Duane. Duane Benzie). Pete is one of the more sympathetic scummers on our list. You can see that he has a point sometimes, even if he is being a massive dick about it.

49. Hitler – Downfall

*Glib statement about Hitler as the staggering death toll of World War Two looms over us all*

Note also that this film version of Hitler seems to have ranted about pretty much everything on YouTube ever since Downfall was released.

48. Buzz McCallister – Home Alone

Buzz calls his brother Kevin 'Cheese face' which is rude. He also described him as a 'little trout sniffer', which is mean. And somewhat confusing.

On the Home Alone Wiki page for Buzz, under trivia it says 'Buzz should be a lot nicer to Kevin and not be rude and mean to him.'

QED.

47. The Elephant Matriarch – Dumbo

All you have to do to stop this uppity, schlong-septumed snob from constantly disparaging you is develop a totally unique ability – such as flying – and all of a sudden she's your best friend and always has been. It's like Radio 2 listeners arguing over who heard Laura Marling first.

46. Harry – In Bruges

Harry has a code of honour, and – in a deleted, Matt Smith featuring scene – will go to great lengths to avenge his friends. But he is also liable to feed you into a combine harvester, one millimetre at a time, while calling your mother something unspeakably pithy. It's just another of the many reasons for buying an In Bruges DVD.

45. Mal Reynolds – Serenity

Mal - played by the mighty Nathan Fillion, who still hasn't been cast in the Uncharted movie for some bizarre reason - is probably Joss Whedon's finest arsehole. Yes, we know he sold out and had feelings, and so widdles on about love before the credits roll, but he still acts as if the ends justify the means, and woe betide your remains if he's in a pragmatic mood.

Basically, if Mal were nicer, he'd be dead by now.

44. Briony Tallis – Atonement

Young Briony, in a fit of jealousy, casually destroys at least three lives but then tries to make up for two of them by writing a story where they live happily ever after. That's still like stabbing someone in the lungs but leaving behind a painting of them winning a marathon.

43. Aragorn – The Lord Of The Rings

“Oh hey Boromir, you're totally dying.”

“Yeah bro, some Orc cut me.”

“Lame.”

“Yeah...hey Aragorn, does it ever bother you that I did all the actual work defending Gondor while you mimsied about up North looking pensive?”

“Not really dude.”

“Oh Aragorn, you totally suck.”

“I'll can't hear you brah, I'm too busy picturing me getting crowned and having a rad ceremony with trumpets and shit. Toodles.”

42. Kim Jong-Il – Team America: World Police

He will liberally douse your genitals with faeces, and not in a good way. Bit lonely, though.

41. Duncan Malloy – Con Air

There are more despicable people in Con Air, it's true, but there's only so glib you can be with these things. Malloy gives Colm Meaney a chance to unleash all his pent up rage from his (lonely) days as Chief O'Brien, stymying John Cusack's options with a great gushing torrent of dickmoves.

40. Mr Sugden – Kes

At my school, it was usually one of the popular kids who made the refereeing decisions, took all the penalties, and generally played vainglorious god to a playground of sentient obstacles. Here, it's Brian Glover's PE Teacher who acts out his footballing fantasies via the medium of kicking small children. Not for nothing did Kes give potential secondary school kids more nightmares than Mr Bronson from Grange Hill.

39. Dennis Nedry – Jurassic Park

So far, no one in America seems to have come down on Jurassic Park for its subtle advocation of trade unionism. If Nedry joins a union, and has support when it comes to his poor pay and increased workload, then he doesn't accept Biosyn's offer to steal embryos, and doesn't unleash all the dinosaurs the end up killing loads of people (including him). Assuming the union does its job, of course. Either way, Nedry would still be an untrustable cleft.

38. King Koopa – Super Mario Bros.

Without a doubt, the most evil person Dennis Hopper has ever played. Find us evidence to prove otherwise.

37. Gaston – Beauty And The Beast

No one persecutes harmless crackpots like Gaston. He might just be the hairiest of all the, erm, arseholes on this list as well. He can't half belt out a tune, though.

36. The Bling Ring – The Bling Ring

A glaring bastion of rich, tanned, unscrupulous arseholes swagger their swag in Sofia Coppola's heady, fascinating hatred-generator The Bling Ring. Emma Watson's Nicki is the most fame hungry and obviously egregious, but Katie Chang's Rebecca emerges as the most quietly nasty individual within the group. Just to cheer everyone up, The Bling Ring is based on a true story.

See also: Regina George in Mean Girls ('Fetch' might have happened).

35. The White Witch – The Chronicles Of Narnia

Arriving in Narnia courtesy of some half-baked arse-fez called Digory, the White Witch is a she-bastard of epic arseholia. Preventing Christmas from ever coming (but not like Sting would), she casts Narnia into an eternal winter, one that can only be reversed by the plucky plum-mouthed Pevensies and a magic lion.

34. President Snow – The Hunger Games

President Snow has a voice like piping hot grape juice combined with the manner and bearing you'd expect from someone called Coriolanus. As a result of his intimidation tactics and violent suppression of the districts of Panem, President Snow indirectly damaged one of the Hemsworths.

An unpopular fan theory states that President Snow is a future version of Jack Bauer.

33. HAL 9000 – 2001: A Space Odyssey

I read something on Twitter about HAL getting put into witness relocation at the end of the film and that's the start of Malcolm In The Middle. Of course, that clearly doesn't make sense. Hal in Malcolm In The Middle is very endearing. HAL in 2001 is quite flaky, a cross between Siri and a god and Buster Bluth.

32. Fleshlumpeater – The BFG

In Roald Dahl's original draft for The BFG book you can see he's made some handwritten notes. When it comes to the introduction of Fleshlumpeater, the largest and most dangerous of the giants, Dahl has clearly written 'total arsehole' and underlined it three times*.

*NB: This is lies.

31. Walter Peck – Ghostbusters

Interesting Anthropological Fact: Until William Atherton was in Ghostbusters and Die Hard, nobody had ever been rude about ginger people.

Debate still rages as to whether it was worth it for the "This man has no dick" line.

30. Bruce Wayne – The Dark Knight trilogy

“Mr Wayne, what is it that you spend your vast wealth on?”

“I put on a gimp suit and beat up the poor.”

“What?”

“Hey look, Michael Caine is crying.”

29. Mark – The Room

How could you do that to Johnny, Mark? He's your best friend.

28. Dr Lawrence Gordon – Saw

Imprisoned by Jigsaw for cheating on his wife and not appreciating his life (if more of Saw rhymed then it wouldn't be a crime), Lawrence is put in a situation where he'll die unless he saws off his foot. The reason he's on this list, though, is because he's played by Cary Elwes, and if Cary Elwes is playing a ballbag then it feels as if Wesley has betrayed us.

Saw is not, apparently, an incredibly miserable sequel to The Princess Bride.

27. Count Tyrone Rugen – The Princess Bride

The Six Fingered Man is interested, nay, intrigued by pain, and has studied it methodically. Some say he survived his duel with Inigo Montoya and got a job in EE's marketing department.

26. James Potter – Harry Potter

James Potter has limited screen time in the Harry Potter series, but what we do learn about him suggests that it's not a total mystery why Harry's such an insufferable nodule at times.

It's refreshing that, in a hero's backstory, their Dad is actually a total sphincter with punchable jowls who teaches kids the valuable lesson “Bullying the meek totally pays off”.

25. Bill Lumbergh – Office Space

Purveyor of the blandest cruelty possible, Lumbergh's dialogue creaks like a pendulum being lowered onto a helpless workforce. Only it's gift wrapped, and he's got everyone to sign a card.

24. Cal Hockley – Titanic

Kate Winslet: do not listen to your fiancee, Billy Zane. With his hair like a blowtorched pastry. With his rage like an upturned plug. With his lips like an upturned jezebel.

Also, Kate: try to avoid watching The Phantom.

23. Malcolm Tucker – In The Loop

Endlessly quotable, repeatedly hilarious, so amoral that the alternative never seemed like an option to him: Malcolm Tucker is an unscrupulous, knife-eyed, war-starting arsehole. He will be scaring children from the autumn.

22. Kruger – Elysium

GoldenEye, as conveyed via the N64 gaming system, featured many Russian hench polygons whose job was to turn around just in time for you to shoot them in the face. Before their dead bodies disappeared (Soylent Green bought a transmat) you could shoot them again, blurring their pointy features into an undefined bloody mess. Pure, unnecessary sadism.

Sharlto Copley's character in Elysium is like that, only he's not playing a computer game. He does, however, have a +1 Life doohickey on his little spaceship for when part of his face goes missing.

21. Scar – The Lion King

I suppose, given Jeremy Iron's recent statements, that Simba should feel relieved Scar didn't try to marry him for tax purposes.

20. Space – Gravity

The original script for Gravity read as follows:

CAPTION:     Life in space is impossible.

                   Because space is an arsehole.

19. Edward Cullen – Twilight

“The more I read the script, the more I hated this guy...” - Robert Pattinson.

“I do not like people who try to exert control in a relationship, when there is an imbalance. This is very wrong and very strange." - Robert Pattinson.

“Surely there's another way to get the creepy baby out of her stomach?” - Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson there, telling it like it is.

18. Prince Hans – Frozen

With Frozen– which, I don't know if we mentioned, we rather adore on this site - Disney unexpectedly attack a romantic male lead cliche that they'd previously propped up, and what's more they make half the cinema audibly gasp at the revelation.

Appropriately enough, “Prince Hans” is an anagram for “Chap sinner”.

17. Angel Eyes – The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

Before Tuco is tortured, he looks smug. While Tuco is being tortured, he just looks faintly amused by the whole thing. This is nothing compared with the breakfast scene. Oh my. The breakfast scene. The man can make eating bread look intimidating.

16. Rob Gordon – High Fidelity

Rob is one of the more honest examples of the male lead in a rom-com causing more pain than a Deep Heat soaked skewer to the thighs. Rob is, as with most male leads, a selfish manchild and - as he admits - a "fucking asshole". He only wins his ex-girlfriend back because her father dies and she's "too tired not to be with him".

Narrative necessity is a prick, sometimes.

15. Lotso – Toy Story 3

If Joffrey and Barney the Dinosaur had an illicit liason, Lotso would be the result.

I'm sorry, what mental image?

14. Vera Cosgrove – Braindead

A monster figuratively and literally, Vera is a total bastard, murdering her husband and manipulating her son into perpetual serfdom until the fateful day she is bitten by a Sumatran Rat Monkey. It all culminates in a scene you can imagine Freud commenting "Well, this isn't quite what I meant" over.

13. Biff Tannen – Back To The Future

Any iteration of Biff, in any timeline we have seen, tends towards the 'unpleasant', though Back To The Future Part II sees him at his worst, warping American history to his own selfish ends and becoming an abusive step-dad to Marty McFly. A classic high school bully for the ages, and a classic asshole. Or 'classhole'.

12. Scott Pilgrim – Scott Pilgrim

Scott Pilgrim is another lovelorn guy who blithely demolishes people, but unlike Rob Gordon he has no sense of self-awareness. Added to the fact that Movie Ramona Flowers looks about as much fun as being trapped in a deflating bouncy castle, and you've got the George W Bush of male romantic leads.

There are many arseholes in romantic comedies. See also: Sitcom Star Writes/Directs Narcissistic “Ooh, I'm so sensitive” Fantasy (Garden Space, Liberal Arts), the Thin Dividing Line Between True Love and Long Term Emotional Abuse (PS. I Love You) or Apparently Adorable Neurotic Man Wrecks Everyone's Life To Get Laid (Every. Single. Richard Curtis or Woody Allen Film).

11. A-Cup – Orgazmo

Possibly it's the nepotism. Possibly it's the snake-like movements and total lack of humanity. Mainly it's the way he guffs in his hand and then puts his hand really near your face.

10. Ellis – Die Hard

There are other yuppy blow-hards out there, but Ellis is this website's favourite. Basically, if you don't want to be in this list, don't upset Alan Rickman.

See also: Gorden Gekko (Wall Street), Bob Morton (RoboCop).

And here's our interview with the man who played Ellis.

9. Nurse Ratched – One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Cold, austere, clinical, and lacking in any basic human empathy, it wouldn't be a total shock if there was a framed picture of Nurse Ratched above the fireplace in the Cabinet Office. If you don't have time to read Ken Kasey's novel for your English exam, why not watch the film and marvel at the sight of a young Brad Dourif? Or, if your busy schedule won't allow, watch the episode of Spaced where Daisy works in a restaurant. Joanna Scanlan gives good Ratched.

8. Lee Woo-jin – Oldboy

As revenge schemes go, Woo-Jin's could be deemed a tad OTT.

Plus, incest is bad.

7. Bruce Robertson – Filth

A bigoted, violent, sexist, drug-addled, terrified, abusive, racist alcoholic Judas polis romp through depravity and depression. Jon Baird and James McAvoy expertly tread the line between making you feel sorry for him, but not wanting him to have a happy ending.

See also: Begbie (Trainspotting)

6. Percy Wetmore – The Green Mile

Wetmore, as a Death Row prison officer, is another character able to abuse his position of power with acts of grotesque sadism. Untouchable due to nepotism, he deliberately botches an execution so that the prisoner catches fire and dies a slow, horrific death. It's harder to find a nastier arsehole outside of a undercooked chilli festival.

5. Pinkie – Brighton Rock

As previously mentioned on Den Of Geek, it's impossible to talk about the career of Richard Attenborough without mentioning his 1947 portrayal of a Brighton gangster. Pinkie's cover-up of a gang-motivated murder goes to increasingly horrific lengths. Persuasive, ruthless, and devious in the extreme, Pinkie's legacy taints those who survive his existence. The final sound of his voice saying 'I love you' is a bittersweet punch to the soul.

4. Harry Lime – The Third Man

Another Graham Greene script here, this time with the villain portrayed by Orson Welles. Harry Lime holds human life in low regard, and has no scruples about selling stolen and diluted penicillin on the black market, making a tidy profit and not caring about the deaths that ensued.

For such a short amount of screen time, Lime is a hugely memorable villain. Even if you haven't seen The Third Man, you'll have some familiarity with its iconic images and speeches, its noir flourishes and Dutch angles, and its complete and total arsehole whose backstory is filled in entirely through dialogue in his absence (because 'Show, don't tell' isn't always true).

3. Brigadier General Paul Mireau – Paths Of Glory

Stanley Kubrick's 1957 film depicts French soldiers on a suicidal mission in World War One.

George Macready's Mireau initially refuses to send his soldiers on the mission, but then a promotion is dangled in front of him and he changes his mind. From then he embarks on an unrelenting insistence for his men to plan and carry out the raid, dismissing the shell shocked, ordering artillery to fire on his own men to drive them into battle, and finally trying to save face by ordering a court martial for a hundred men.

Paths Of Glory is a war film where nobody wins, and being based on a true story lends it another layer of horror.

2. James Bond

The arsehole's arsehole. Another man who, if he were more pleasant, would be terrible at his chosen career.

If asked to summarise Bond, I would tell you about the time I worked at a cinema that held a late-night screening of Casino Royale for two student halls. Everyone got dressed up in glamorous dresses and tuxedos, and everyone got a free Martini. The allure of Bond's lifestyle is not matched by a bunch of 20-year olds trying to replicate his alcohol intake, and failing with chunderous results.

The most sobre person in the audience was an American man in shorts and sandals, who would occasionally become excited enough to holler 'YEAH! ALRIGHT! JAMES BOND!' at moments such as 'Bond drinks a ridiculous quantity of whisky because he has just slowly hand-killed some people in a stairwell', 'Bond calls the dead women he's in love with a bitch', and – with the biggest cheer of all - 'Bond emerges from the sea in little blue pants'.

In summary: People love James Bond for a variety of reasons, even though he is – like Piers Morgan in a lift – an arsehole on many levels.

1. Captain Vidal – Pan's Labyrinth

I personally can't remember having as strong a reaction to a villain as Captain Vidal in Pan's Labyrinth. A significant point of the film is how utterly loathsome he is when compared with the monsters in the labyrinth. He might be a human being, and not a creature that slips eyeballs into slits on its palms (I mean, look at your palms. Can you imagine putting your eyeballs in them?), but when I worked in a cinema, people often left the screening, unable to stomach his brutality, murmuring something about bottles. Never has a stammer been so uncomfortable to watch.

Vidal is one of the most terrifying, brutal and hate-inspiring figure in the history of cinema; a man so actively hideous that his death is almost punch-the-air joyous.

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What about the Cobra Kai Sensei in The Karate Kid (an appearance in all 3 - and an arsehole in all of them).
Or Maverick in Top Gun - Goose trusted you!

Definitely agree with number one. Great Choice!

As far as Dennis Hopper's most evil character, I'd go with Peter Valmer, his Neo-Nazi character from "The Twilight Zone"

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Professor Umbridge from Harry Potter has to be right up there for me. *shiver*

How is Aragorn an asshole it wasn't like he just up and left Gondor one day. His family had long been out of Gondor there hadn't been a king of Gondor in about a 1000 years. It also wasn't like Aragorn just let Boromir die he worked his ass off to save him and it was quite an emotional scene. Besides Aragorn which is mainly the ignorance of the creator of this list the rest of the list is fine and I like it.

In The Company of Men, Aaron Eckhart as Chad

Great list, but it really needs Albert Nimziki from Independence Day (RIP James Rebhorm). He's in my top 10

"I suppose, given Jeremy Iron's recent statements, that Simba should feel relieved Scar didn't try to marry him for tax purposes."

DAYUM son.

I, for one, am totally amazed at the life-changing notion that movie antagonists tend to be assholes.

Aragorn? What the fuck.

where is mrs. carmedy from the mist.

Needs Hans Landa, Calvin Candie and Stephen.

HAL9000 really should not be on the list. In 2010 it is explained that HAL had two conflicting sets of instructions - one was to assist the crew on their mission (or complete the mission on his own if needed) + be completely honest in his reporting and had secret instructions to keep knowledge of the monolith a secret. In order to fulfill his conflicting instructions, HAL 9000 killed the crew, in an exquisite display of logic - I mean if the crew is dead, the monolith remains a secret and HAL can continue to report honestly, without having to lie to the crew.

Approve.

EXACTLY! I LOVE ARAGORN.

I dislike the Dumbo one. Particularly because it seems to be implying though the picture that it was Dumbo's mother who was the one who abused Dumbo. When the opposite is true. Dumbo's mother was his fiercest protector and wound up getting thrown into a cage and labeled a 'mad elephant' for protecting her child. If anything it was Jumbo, the PATRIARCH of the elephants who was the real asshole since supposedly that's HIS kid too as in the beginning of the film we hear Dumbo's mother naming him "Jumbo Jr." And because the patriarch scorns the baby elephant, the rest of the elephants scorn him too. Maybe the makers of this list should have actually done their research before making assumptions about characters. Although, most of the rest of the list is pretty accurate although I also disagree with the Aragorn bit. Aragorn was terrified of being the king of Gondor. He was afraid that he would be too weak to be able to rule a kingdom. If it hadn't been for the impending threat of orcs, he probably would have tried to continue with Frodo to Mordor and then he never would have even hit Gondor and assuming his inclusion didn't cause the quest to go horribly wrong and the ring did get thrown into the fire in the end, he wouldn't have much of a city to return to as the invading orcs and Haradrim would have probably overwhelmed the forces of both Gondor and Rohan. A much grimmer ending indeed.

How bout John Lennon in Imagine?

The Quiet Ones review

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Jared Harris stars in Hammer's horror hybrid, The Quiet Ones. Here's Ryan's review of a spooky film...

“What is the supernatural?” asks Jared Harris’ plummy Oxford university professor Joseph Coupland. Armed with the theory that ghosts and demons are the manifestations of negative energy in the human body, he plans to conjure a spook from the frail body of 19-year-old test subject Jane Harper (Olivia Cooke).

Coupland believes that, if he can only scare up the negative energy lurking inside his teenage guinea pig, he can expel all her cumulative trauma for good. And while his experiments - which variously include solitary confinement, loud blasts of glam rock, and shouting at her as she sits mesmerised at a mahogany dining table - are undeniably cruel, they’re a means to a justifiable end: “If we cure one, Professor Coupland grandly says, “We’ll cure them all.”

With cautious deans at the university cutting off the funding to his strange investigations, Coupland moves his test subject and equipment to a Georgian house in the middle of nowhere, cut off from all the means of communications you’d have expected back in 1974.

To aid him in his research, Coupland employs three young assistants: Brian (Sam Claflin), a vaguely religious chap who serves as the camera operator and the story’s protagonist, Kristina (Erin Richards), who is possibly a medic but doesn’t provide much in the way of medication, and Harry (Rory Fleck-Byrne) who twiddles the knobs and dials attached to the front of Coupland’s scientific paraphernalia.

As Coupland continuously plies Jane with drugs and subjects her to repeated moonlit interrogations, paranormal things begin to happen: doors slam in empty rooms, beds collapse and lights flicker on and off like guttering candles. Jane, it seems, is becoming ever more in thrall to a supernatural being called Evie, and like a spiritualist Captain Ahab, Coupland is fixed on evicting her, regardless of the cost to the safety of himself or his increasingly fractious assistants.

Jared Harris appears to have a whale of a time as the quixotic scientist, variously kicking over croquet sets in the grounds of the posh university (“They’re pulling the funding, the bloody cowards!” he rages), bossing his underlings about and providing increasingly spurious scientific explanations for supernatural occurrences.

Alone in a creaking old house, a weird sexual pentangle develops between them all, with Brian falling for Jane’s wan, demonic beauty, while Kristina engages in flings with Harry and the professor, and the professor displays faintly unsavoury affections for his test subject.

It’s a set-up that’s ripe for all kinds of tensions and intrigue, yet The Quiet Ones’ dramatic potential is repeatedly cast aside for jump scare after jump scare. Some of these are superbly effective, others come across as somewhat cheap (a trickster’s face against a window, or a pair of hands clapping in front of a camera lens), and a select few are downright illogical.

The premise of a central character who records everything on 8mm film, meanwhile, is a well handled, and allows for the inclusion of some first-person, grainy found-footage moments that contrast superbly with Mátyás Erdély’s sharp lighting and cinematography.

Had The Quiet Ones pared back the false starts and allowed the characters and story a little more room to breathe and develop, the net result could have been a more scary, even emotionally engaging film - Olivia Cooke is very good as the luckless test subject, and her plight is a terrible one on reflection: Coupland sees Jane as little more than a means to an end, and his cruel treatment (not to mention her growing affection for Brian) makes her all the more sympathetic.

Yet director John Pogue (Quarantine 2: Terminal), who co-wrote with Craig Rosenberg and Oren Moverman, refuses to let the plot settle for long enough to allow us to consider the weight of Jane’s plight or the poignance of her and Brian’s fledgling relationship. Such subtleties are sacrificed in favour of horror jabs, which more often than not rely on dark expanses of screen and an aggressive type of sound design which, after an hour or so, becomes distractingly hectoring.

To criticise a supernatural horror for containing too many leap-out-of-your-seat moments may sound churlish, but like an action film that emphasises explosions over plot, or even a comedy that relies on cheap slapstick rather than cleverly-constructed jokes, The Quiet Ones’ calculated attempts to inspire terror begin to feel too manipulative to be effective by the time the third act comes into view.

The Quiet Ones remains cautiously recommended as a titter-inducing night out at the pictures, however: it’s well-acted, nicely shot and possessed with enough ideas of its own to distinguish it from the supernatural chiller crowd. Had it balanced its scares with its plot more effectively, it could have been an even more effective piece of modern horror.

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