Geek Links: Chainsaw Bottle Opener, Rob Ford's Fav Sandwiches, & Google Knows Where You Parked

What sandwiches does Rob Ford like to eat when he's out on a crack-induced bender? Find out what the Toronto mayor likes to chow down on when he's fucking out of his mind - wasted. Also, did you know Google now can find your parked car That's great news- just remember to keep off the NSA's watchlist. 

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Google Now Remembers Where You Parked Your Car
The Google Search App has a new feature to remember where you parked your car and then give you directions on how to go back to that location. And now, so does the NSA..

The Rob Ford Bender Guide to Toronto’s Best Sandwiches
Rob’s decided to check himself into rehab after getting caught smoking crack—again. See what sandwiches he likes to eat when fucked up.

Bottles Opened with a Chainsaw in Slow Motion

Taras Kulakov (a.k.a. “Crazy Russian Hacker“) of Slow Mo Lab recently got so thirsty that he decided to open hard cider and Coke bottles with a chainsaw in slow motion. This was filmed using Phantom v2010 high-speed camera.

Eerie Animation Brings Paintings by Dutch Masters Brought to Life Digital studio CS Digital Media brought eight paintings by Dutch masters to life in this eerie animation. The paintings are from the collection located at the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam.

Please Use This Song For Your Commercial
Comedian Jon Lajoie begs advertisers to use his song in a commercial in the hilarious music video “Please Use This Song.”