Anna Paquin Cut from Days of Future Past
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Review
Ben Stilller's newest effort is beautifully wrought and surprisingly sly, but proves more aloof than its title character.
The Nut Job Presents: 'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
The cast of The Nut Job deliver a new take on the classic holiday tale...
The Nut Job doesn't arrive in theaters until January 17th, but they've got a little holiday-themed fun here to help keep you going until it finally arrives. Behold, Will Arnett and the characters of The Nut Job delivering a little holiday cheer with..."'Twas the Nut Before Christmas!"
In animated 3D, The Nut Job is an action-packed comedy in fictional Oakton that follows the travails of Surly (voiced by Will Arnett), a mischievous squirrel, and his rat friend Buddy, who plan a nut store heist of outrageous proportions and unwittingly find themselves embroiled in a much more complicated and hilarious adventure. The Nut Job also stars Brendan Frasier, Liam Neeson, and Katherine Heigl!
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Why 2003 Was the Last Great Year For Christmas (Movies)
Every December brings new cinematic presents left under the tree, but we examine why the gifts of this Christmas Past still shine brighter.
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And don't forget Bad Santa's excellent bit roll as "Bad President" in Love Actually!
Love Actually is not a Christmas movie...it's a movie that occurs during Christmas
"If you really love Christmas, c'mon and let it snow;""All I want for Christmas is you;""It's Christmas, so I thought I would check...;""It's Christmas, so I'm yours;""Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the Feast of Stephen..."
Yeah, it's a Christmas movie. Complete with plenty of Christmas songs, and brightly lit red, green and blue colors. It's also one of the best made in the last decade.
it's complete bleeeeaaaah in my opinion. This is my favorite review of the movie so far http://jezebel.com/i-rewatched...
As the movie counts down to Christmas, the spirit of sincerest joy (schmaltzy or not) and optimism pervades every viewing for me. Of course, we all have different opinions, and I wouldn't be able to convince Ebenezer either. ;)
Thanks for your comments!
Lone Survivor Review
Peter Berg's "one from the heart" Navy SEAL film attempts to honor the men lost, but doesn't seem to have the slightest idea how to do so.
The Wolf of Wall Street review
Martin Scorsese & Leonardo DiCaprio push at the bounds of good taste and viewers’ patience with their 3-hour orgy of Wall Street excess.
When we first see Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio), the CEO of investment firm Stratton Oakmont in Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf of Wall Street, he and one of his employees are hurling a midget in a Velcro suit at a large bull’s-eye planted in the middle of the company’s expansive trading floor. The staff members are screaming and cheering; money, booze, and female flesh is abundant. The scene truly resembles a depraved Roman bacchanalia in modern dress, and the comparison of one dying empire to another is more than clear.
It’s just too bad that Scorsese and screenwriter Terence Winter (Boardwalk Empire), working from the real-life Belfort’s memoir, didn’t take that analogy further. The Wolf of Wall Street is, purely in cinematic terms, Marty in near top form: breathless pacing, on-the-mark editing (by Thelma Schoonmaker, of course), a selection of truly dazzling shots and a couple of unforgettable set pieces. But while he may enjoy spending three hours with Belfort – an arrogant a-hole of epic proportions who never really deviates from that description – the effect on the viewer is ultimately numbing.
It seems evident that Scorsese sees this film as a companion to his earlier classics Goodfellas and Casino in its depiction of the rise and fall of a human being operating on the fringes, if not all the way outside the lines, of morality and decency. Even the structure and formal esthetic – involving flashbacks, voiceovers, freeze-frames and needle drops – are the same. But the gangsters of those earlier films had more of a moral code than Belfort at his peak. They at least paid lip service to the ideals of family and respect, which made the dichotomy with their often vicious criminal behavior all the more stark. There is no such dichotomy here – what you see is what you get with Belfort and his associates, and even the collaborators at his firm are a mostly forgettable bunch with hardly the colorful charisma of Scorsese’s Mob members.
After that opening sequence, the film flashes back to a younger, more naïve Belfort, fresh off the subway from Bayside, Queens and looking to make his way onto Wall Street. His one defining characteristic is that he wants to make money, and he is quickly taken under the wing of half-mad, half-dissolute broker Mark Hanna (a loopy Matthew McConaughey). When Hanna’s firm goes bust after the crash of 1987, however, Belfort must start from scratch, joining a storefront penny-stock trading company on Long Island where he quickly makes a name for himself as someone who is so good he can sell shit to a sewer worker.
Belfort soon meets already drug-crazed Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), a furniture salesman equally obsessed with making dough, and the two set up their own firm. The first half of the movie charts their seemingly unstoppable upward trajectory, as Belfort enlists a bunch of his old neighborhood friends (who mostly just scowl or scream and include Walking Dead alumnus Jon Bernthal) as his initial staff and, before you know it, turns the company into a Wall Street powerhouse, raking in tens of millions of dollars and attracting the interest of a straight-laced FBI agent (Kyle Chandler) who correctly suspects that Stratton Oakmont doesn’t exactly play fair.
Meanwhile, Belfort trades in his hometown sweetheart wife for 100-megaton sex bomb Naomi (Margot Robbie), not that her considerable charms stop him from indulging his taste for hookers and some light bondage. And that’s not all he and his cohorts indulge in; they snort, drink, inhale, and pop every intoxicant and narcotic they can get their hands on, randomly veering from bouncing off the walls on cocaine to slurring their speech into a sludgy mess under the influence of Quaaludes. Belfort’s fall is inevitable and largely predictable, as the Feds close in and he runs the risk of losing his homes, his yacht, his fleet of cars, his family, his millions, and his drugs – but not his soul, which apparently left the building a long time ago.
As with David O. Russell’s American Hustle – which this also bears comparison to – the intricacies of Stratton Oakmont’s many scams are more or less left vague, with Belfort even turning to the camera at least twice to tell us that we don’t care about the details anyway (thanks Jordan!). Instead, everything revolves around drugs, antisocial behavior, sex, fighting, screaming and depravity, over and over and over again. Most of it is played for laughs and none of it ultimately resonates as more than Scorsese pushing his R rating as far as he can take it. The one scene that goes darker – in which Belfort beats Naomi and endangers their young daughter – is so different in tone that it feels like the director dropped it in from another version of the story.
Individual scenes are terrific: Belfort’s first meeting with Chandler’s agent on the former’s yacht is a symphony of awkward pauses and innuendo as Belfort makes a half-hearted attempt at bribery, while a climactic Quaalude sequence – involving the steps of a country club, a phone cord and a slice of ham, among other things – is a mini-masterpiece of drug-fueled idiocy. As for the performances, DiCaprio and Hill scream and thrash their way through the movie, both of them swinging for the fences and largely over them. DiCaprio does bring forth a sort of seething arrogance that makes this perhaps his darkest performance in many ways, while Hill finds new and entertaining ways to make his eyes bulge. Robbie’s thick Brooklyn accent cannot hide her flat line delivery and, physical assets aside, she is a far less interesting female character than either Lorraine Bracco’s Karen from Goodfellas or Sharon Stone’s Ginger in Casino.
I can’t say that The Wolf of Wall Street is boring, exactly, but its excesses wear thin over its 179-minute running time and fail to hide the fact that Scorsese really has nothing to say about Belfort, Wall Street culture, and the impact that both may have had on those around them and on American life. All the surface glitter and hilariously shocking behavior in the world doesn’t add up to much in the long run. Granted, if you want a completely serious look at the degradations of the financial industry, you should probably watch Wall Street or Margin Call. But that doesn’t change the fact that The Wolf of Wall Street is in many ways as empty as the lives and behavior it chronicles.
During the scene with the Feds on his yacht, which is docked at the back of the World Financial Center in downtown Manhattan, the camera shows that Belfort keeps his private helicopter on the roof of the boat for that extra bit of obnoxious extravagance. I realized with some surprise that I used to see that yacht all the time when I lived near the World Financial Center many years ago. I often wondered who owned a yacht on which they had the extreme self-regard to also park a helicopter. Now I know, and I can safely say that even three hours in his company is too long.
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The yacht in the film isn't Belfort's real yacht, you twit. Your review makes it sound like you were one of those people who went to "Occupy Wall Street" and that you despise the wealthy.
This seems like more of a synopsis than a review, which is a shame because I don't generally read spoiler heavy reviews.
Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom Review
In a time of reflection on the wonder that was Nelson Mandela, it's unfortunate that there is not a better movie about him.
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Before Doctor Who, There Was Nigel Kneale
The pioneering British screenwriter helped make sci fi what it is today.
In terms of science fiction, Nigel Kneale may not be as immediately recognizable to mainstream audiences as, oh, Ray Bradbury, or Arthur C. Clarke, or maybe even Richard Matheson, but for that small circle of geeks who do know him, he’s legendary. If not for Kneale’s pioneering work in 1950s television, shows like Doctor Who and The X Files would likely have been very different, if they existed at all. It’s no exaggeration to say that he changed the very face and direction of science fiction, though it was pretty much all an accident.
He began his career in the late 1940s, reading his own short stories aloud on BBC radio. They were quite popular, but after the stories were collected and released as an award-winning book, Kneale decided to turn his attention to writing scripts. In 1951, after a couple of his radio dramas had been produced, he was offered a job in the drama department of the BBC’s still-fledgling television unit. His specialty would become adapting popular stories and classics for the small screen.
It was there that Kneale and director Rudolph Cartier agreed that the programs being aired on the BBC were too slow, too stiff, too much like filmed stage plays. They were just too damned British is what they were, and something needed to be done. Together they would revolutionize British television, and Kneale himself, over a career that would last nearly five decades, would become one of the most important and influential screenwriters in England—thanks in no small part to one of his characters, Prof. Bernard Quatermass.
In an era when scientists from Victor Frankenstein to Edward Teller were portrayed and perceived as evil geniuses, war mongers, or power mad maniacs unable to control their own deadly discoveries, Kneale created the rocket scientist Quatermass, who was rational, sober, and noble, whose only interest was in pure research and who fought to ensure his rockets were used as they were intended: for space exploration, not for blowing up commies. But pushy and cement-headed governmental and military authorities were only the beginning of his troubles, and compared with some of the other things he’d be encountering, a mere annoyance.
In 1953, Kneale and Cartier introduced Quatermassin a six-part, three-hour miniseries, The Quatermass Experiment. A radical break from the costume and domestic dramas that had marked BBC television up to that point, it was the first time anyone had dared present English TV viewers with science fiction and horror.
When the first manned flight into space (in one of Quatermass’ rockets) returns off course and off schedule missing two astronauts and with the remaining astronaut sick with some unknown disease, well, Quatermass has a mystery on his hands. What begins as a mystery anyway soon becomes a nightmare when the sick astronaut starts absorbing every life form around him and quickly devolves into some kind of alien blob that terrorizes London. As the creature continues to grow and eat people, it becomes evident that the blob poses a threat to the entire world unless Quatermass can figure out a way to stop it.
Despite the above description, it was an extremely intelligent, complex, and genuinely frightening story, with an undercurrent of philosophical inquiry. Not only did it represent something new for British TV viewers, it represented a new kind of science fiction film with a wholly new kind of alien invasion. These weren’t rubber bug-eyed monsters or men in funny spacesuits anymore. The Quatermass Experimentwas performed live before the cameras every week, and regardless of its low budget and lack of special effects it drew enormous audiences. Kneale knew how to use dialogue and character to drive a thrilling and terrifying story. At the same time, as so many had before him, he used the camouflage of a science fiction story to deal with contemporary Cold War issues, but in such a subtle and understated way that it was easy to watch the show as simply an exciting tale about an alien invasion and a world in peril, not a lecture.
Even on the simplest of technical levels, the show was something vibrantly new. The cameras moved, the acting was naturalistic, not stage bound, and even if the special effects weren’t great, they were trying. For the times, the show had real zing.
Two things happened as the result of the series’ success. First, the BBC immediately began nagging Kneale for more Quatermass, and (in an underhanded move beyond his control, he would later claim), the rights to The Quatermass Experimentwere sold to Hammer Films, who wanted to turn it into a feature. Both were realized in 1955.
Quatermass 2, again teaming Kneale with Cartier, found Quatermass once more confronted both with government ignorance and a sinister alien invasion. This time, when a shower of thousands of tiny but strangely aerodynamic meteorites falls across England, nobody seems to consider it anything more than a curiosity. Meanwhile, Quatermass has been having a devil of a time getting his latest rocket design off the launchpad.
Well, though, when these little meteorites start cracking open and the gaseous aliens inside start possessing humans, and those alien-possessed humans start building a secret factory in the middle of nowhere, Quatermass realizes he has another spot of trouble on his hands. In the end the only way to stop the bodysnatching and human enslavement is to head out into space in one of his own rockets.
Although they still had no effects budget to work with, the results were again complex, thought-provoking, extremely intelligent (with more quiet Cold War commentary), and drew even larger audiences than the original.
Meanwhile, Hammer released The Quatermass Xperment (the dropped “E” was used to emphasize the film’s X rating). Seasoned screenwriter Richard H. Landau had been brought in to condense Kneale’s three-hour script to a more manageable 90 minutes, Val Guest (who had never directed sci-fi before) was hired to direct, and American character actor Brian Donlevy was cast as Quatermass to help in the American distribution.
Kneale was, you might say, less than pleased with what had happened to his story. He was particularly upset with the choice of Donlevy to play the head of the British Experimental Rocket Group. In interview after interview he made a point of attacking the actor’s weight, acting ability, and drinking problem. (To be honest, those who had seen Donlevy in countless films prior to this might find it much easier to believe him as a brass tacks prison warden or DA than as a serious research scientist.) He was also upset about the cuts and additions to the plot and dialogue, and never fully forgave Val Guest.
(Sadly, comparisons between the original BBC production and the Hammer film are impossible, as only the first two episodes of the original still exist. Personally—Donlevy aside—I think Guest crafted a fine and atmospheric film that remains deeply creepy today. Hammer had the effects budget to put some of Kneale’s descriptions on the screen, and the monster in particular is especially effective.)
When the BBC sold the Quatermass 2film rights to Hammer, Kneale insisted that he be given the chance to write his own screenplay. Unfortunately for him this meant working together with Guest, who once more had been signed to direct. Worse, noting Kneale’s script was much too long. Guest made a few cuts of his own and rewrote some of the dialogue. He even completely changed the ending, scrapping Quatermass’ trip into space. (As Kneale would put it, Guest dumbed it down.) Even more mortifying, the chubby, drunken and gruff Donlevy would once again play the austere and brilliant Prof. Quatermass.
In the end and in spite of his serious misgivings with what the film became by the time of its 1957 release, including a changed title for the US market, Kneale would admit that Guest’s new ending was better than his own.
All their clear differences aside, Kneale and Guest would work together once again that same year on The Abominable Snowman, based on Kneale’s 1955 teleplay, The Creature.
A scientific expedition (led by Peter Cushing and a boisterous, loudmouthed Forrest Tucker) encounters what else but an abominable snowman. While at first the creature is taken as a hideous, vicious monster, what with all the dog and Sherpa killing, Kneale's script (as per usual) uses the creature as the focus of a debate about the nature of man.
This time around things were much smoother. Kneale’s original script was 90 minutes long, so no major cuts had to be made (though Guest trimmed some of the dialogue, feeling it was too talky). Kneale was pleased with the cast, many of whom had come directly from the BBC version, including Cushing (who had also starred in Kneale’s acclaimed adaptation of Orwell’s 1984). And the budget allowed for an escape from the constraints of a live production’s limited sets and special effects. (Kneale recalls that during a “snowstorm” scene in the original BBC broadcast, you could clearly see the stagehand with a push broom stirring up the sawdust that was standing in for snow.)
Kneale’s only major gripe was with Guest's insistence that the Yeti never be fully revealed. Kneale felt this was cheating the audience, while Guest wanted the audience to use their imaginations, as nothing he could show them would match the horrors they envisioned. In the final cut of the film it’s obvious they reached some kind of compromise, and one that works for both sides.
As with their previous collaboration, it was an extremely successful film, both on intellectual and aesthetic terms as well as commercially.
The following year and under great pressure from the BBC, Kneale revived Quatermass for what he hoped would be the last time with Quatermass and the Pit. The less said about the always-surprising story the better. Let’s just say it begins with the discovery of what may or may not be an unexploded German V-2 rocket at a construction site and evolves into another unexpected alien invasion, this time one that can be traced back thousands, perhaps millions of years.
It’s really, really something, and decades later would prove to be a direct influence on Chris Carter. Following the broadcast it was hailed as a highpoint for British television, and Kneale’s script is an undeniably brilliant one.
After the miniseries, he began dividing his time more evenly between television and features, as well as between science fiction and serious drama. Still considered a master of the literary adaptation, in 1960 he wrote the screenplays for John Osborne’s Look Back in Anger and The Entertainer, both of which went on to be considered classics. In 1964 he wrote a wonderful script with a neat bookending twist for a film version of H.G. Wells First Men in the Moon featuring the stop motion work of Ray Harryhausen. His original 1968 dystopian teleplay The Year of the Sex Olympics is seen today as a frighteningly prescient vision of a culture sedated by reality television pushed to its logical conclusion. Made a few years after that, his technological ghost story The Stone Tapes remains just as effective in the digital age.
In 1967, almost ten years after it first aired, he returned to Hammer Studios to work on the film version of Quatermass and the Pit, this time with director Roy Ward Baker and starring Andrew Kier, who may well be the best Quatermass of them all.
More than either of the other features, Quatermass and the Pit, in spite of its shorter run time, sticks remarkably close to the original miniseries. Baker understood and respected the material and used the resources at Hammer to bring it to glorious life. And Kier seems to breathe the role of Quatermass, an honest-to-god scientist who has somehow once again found himself caught between lunkheaded military officials, a public that won’t listen, and a wholly unexpected kind of alien invasion. Along the way Kneale slips in some awfully provocative thoughts about the origins and nature of mankind, but as has always been the case in his work, he’s not ham-fisted and dreary about it; he lets the facts of the story and the developing plot make his points for him. Screw that though. The film scared the shit out of me when I was a kid and it scares the shit out of me now. I love all the Quatermass films, but this is the best of the lot.
For the next ten years he returned to television, writing for several series across several genres, all the while resisting the requests to bring Quatermass back. Professor Quatermass, he said, had already saved the world three times, and that’s enough.
But in 1979 he returned one last time with a sprawling, big budget miniseries starring John Mills and entitled simply Quatermass. This time the professor finds himself in a dystopian future in which England is overrun with gangs, the economy has collapsed, and an alien force of some kind is reducing large groups of smelly New Age hippies to a fine white powder. However much some of us might want to encourage Quatermass to just stay the hell out of it this time, just let the aliens go about their business (I mean, why mess with a good thing, right?), the good doctor feels it’s his duty to figure out what’s happening and stop it if he can. While attempting to uncover the nature of the mystery, we learn a great deal about Quatermass’ private life—something that had been missing from all the other films.
In a move he later admits was a mistake from the beginning, Kneale was asked to write a miniseries that could easily be cut down directly to 100 minutes for a ready-made theatrical release. While the original version was no less intelligent and multi-layered as any of the others, the chopped down film version (released as The Quatermass Conclusion) was a confounding mess, essentially a collection of scenes from the original strung together with little thought to story or character.
Kneale himself expressed his dissatisfaction with both the long and short versions, this time taking the responsibility himself, admitting the story didn’t work the way he wanted it to. In a 1992 radio piece, The Quatermass Memoirs, he all but ignores the very existence of the fourth entry. Yet interestingly enough, his only novel—released in 1979 to coincide with the airing—was in fact a novelization of Quatermass.
In 1982 he was approached by John Carpenter and Debra Hill to write a film they were producing. It was their attempt to reclaim the Halloween franchise and return it to its original concept, as a series of unique, unrelated films connected only by the common Halloween theme. At the time, Joe Dante was signed on to direct. What they wanted from Kneale for Halloween III: Season of the Witch was a story about witchcraft in the computer age. What they got was a wild conspiracy horror story about an evil Irish toymaker who, using a stolen chunk of Stonehenge, wants to celebrate Halloween the way his ancestors did, namely by killing millions of children with booby-trapped Halloween masks triggered by a TV signal.
Well, Dante left the project and Carpenter regular Tommy Lee Wallace took over as director. Wallace rewrote the script, Carpenter rewrote the script, and although Wallace insists the final shooting script was 60 percent Kneale, Kneale demanded his name be removed as the rewrites added too much gore and had once again oversimplified his story. Today Wallace gets the sole screenwriting credit, but has said time and again that he doesn’t deserve it.
With the great Dan O’Herlihy as the evil toymaker and Tom Attkins as a doctor who stumbles across the conspiracy (one that involves Irish robots, even!), it’s a neat, tight and completely insane little horror thriller. It was also absolutely savaged by critics and audiences alike upon its release for not being another movie about Michael Myers and a knife. In any case, to four or five of us anyway Halloween IIIremains the only film in the franchise worth caring about. And we still can’t get that fucking Silver Shamrock commercial jingle out of our heads.
After that Kneale continued to write for television, a medium he had livened up considerably, with only occasional forays into film, and a good deal of his work still garnered the highest praise. He turned down a number of jobs with shows he had directly inspired, including Doctor Who and The X Files. In 2005 he acted as a consultant when his original script for The Quatermass Experiment was resurrected and once again broadcast live on British TV. Fittingly, it was the last project he would be involved in, dying two years later at the age of 87. But his influence and extraordinary imagination—and the influence and imagination of Bernard Quatermass—is still quite evident today in both England and the States, on television and in films, in all of Chris Carter’s projects, in the films of Larry Cohen and John Carpenter, and to be honest in damn near everything I’ve ever written.
The sad thing is that these days, in this world he envisioned and helped create, Kneale would likely find it virtually impossible to sell his original screenplays, as the powers that be would label him (as they would label Quatermass) “too quirky.”
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August: Osage County Review
Tracy Letts’ Pulitzer Prize-winning play comes to the screen as little more than a semi-campy showcase for some serious scenery chewing.
Becoming the Lone Survivor: Interviews with Peter Berg and Marcus Luttrell
Director Peter Berg and real life Navy SEAL Marcus Luttrell sit down to discuss the Lone Survivor and its harrowing true story.
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The Most Interesting Moments of 2013
It's almost a New Year, but first let's look back one more time at the biggest (or weirdest) moments and events of 2013!
Breaking Bad Delivers a Finale That's 97% Pure
Breaking Badis the latest television show to become a piece of monoculture - a pop culture installment that captured the attention of almost the entire nation. It’s amazing how fiercely viewership grew for the program coming into its startlingly powerful final season. With all eyes on Walter White, Breaking Bad’s final eight episodes did not disappoint. The tension and action grew exponentially week to week, leaving most to wonder how creator Vince Gilligan and Co. could conjure up a satisfying conclusion that would live up to expectations. No worries though, Gilligan executed with Heisenberg-like precision, giving Walt a goodbye tour de force that wrapped up all the loose ends and left most people without a qualm. It’s likely we wont see another series pull off this kind of storytelling mastery for quite some time.
On The Waterfront: Terry Malloy Was A Rat
On the Waterfront as reviewed by a dock mobster...
I could’a had class. I could’a been a contender. I could’a been somebody. Instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it, Charlie
Terry Malloy was a boxer. He took a dive for Johnny Friendly on his brother’s advice and lost a shot a title. He coulda been somebody with a title. Even as a contender, it’s better than never getting a shot at all. Better than throwing fights for short-end cash. That sticks in Terry’s ass. That’s all a cop needs to turn someone. Of course a priest who can order a beer so dramatically and an airy blonde who’s a jiminy cricket in his ear don’t help. Terry’s bombarded all over. You can see he’s not going to hold up to questioning.
But he does. For a while. Then he spills his own personal beef. The thrown fight. All those years ago in the Garden. That fucking fight gets Terry’s brother, Charlie, killed. Charlie goes soft on account of that fight and lets Terry off, for old time’s sake. Can’t do it. That sort of thing gets you hung on a hook in a garage. So that’s enough to make Terry Malloy go rat. Well, that’s the way it usually happens. Joe Valachi didn’t turn stoolie until after the mob got it in their heads that he was and went after him. Nothing sends you running to the warden faster than a shiv in the shower.
Let me pause to give a post-preface. Dead End, from 1937, is my favorite movie. It was since the first time I saw it when I was three or four. That and Yellow Submarine which I saw when I was six. I just loved Dead End and no movie has ever supplanted it as my favorite. I’ve watched almost every film by every actor in Dead End, just because they were in it. Almost, because even with Bogart, he made 78 films, I’ve only been able to catch 62 of them, and I look. But watching Sylvia Sidney in Beetlejuice was a thrill. Her Drina was one of American films' first real strong, independent women. Yeah she goes to Joel McCrea at the end, but only after she lets him know she doesn’t need him. And Dave never goes rat. Sure, he'd go on to kill Baby Face Martin, but he was no squealer. The squealer is perennial Dead End Kid bad apple Leo Gorcey. Gorcey had the chops and the background to go where the other Kids didn't. In Crime School, he was the one who actually committed the murder that got Dead End Kids sent to reform school. They went because they wouldn't squeal. It was important. Dead End had it all. The social commentary, the pro-union, pro-left, anti-establishment posture. Gabe Dell shooting out his crotch in an "eat me" gesture. The little fucking hoodlums on the street. They all knew one thing. You can’t trust a squealer.
You don’t snitch in the playground. You don’t squeal to your teacher. You don’t drop a dime on your co-workers. You don’t narc on your friends and you never ever ever fucking say word one to the cops. Not one. Ever. If they ask you what time it is the most you should muster is a gesture. And not a helpful one. Terry Malloy is a cheese-eating rat. They beat the shit out of him in the end, but they don’t give him the “mark of the squealer.” Isn’t this a Warner Brothers movie? It breaks the cardinal rule of gangster films, just like Mafia five-dollar-guy Joe Valachi broke the first rule of cosa nostra, Omerta.
You gave it to Charlie. Who was one of your own.
This was the first era of the squealer. We saw it again in the late 90s, when canaries took down the five families from upper case to lower case. The new lower case five families make sense under Omerta. You think they were silent before? They’re never going to say another word again. Forget about it and don’t expect any tell-all books from the next Mafia generation either. You know Johnny Tightlips on The Simpsons? He's the new boss. Johnny Friendly was loud and brash, but he kept a clean house. Then that rodent fink fingered him on the stand and he lost his place at the big table. That more than justifies taking him out. Yeah, sure, he hung Charlie up on a hook like anything else on the docks, but he wasn’t taking care of the problem. The problem is the leaky faucet and if you don’t want to use a wrench, don’t give him the fucking gun. It’s on page three of that secret manual that you burned before reading, cos it was that secret. More secret than the saints.
Okay, that’s another thing that did happen a lot in the fifties. When I mentioned Valachi, it was because the situation’s not that different. Terry probably would have kept his mouth shut if they hadn’t killed his brother and they only killed his brother to keep his mouth shut. It really is and was a mob catch-22 that was an unbreakable rule. It happens over and over again in real life mob cases. It’s like a comedian who always takes it one step too far. It’s a bad game of chicken and its stacked in the Feds favor because they hate both sides. The cop on the stairs calls Terry a squealer. The kid kills every single pigeon in the coop. Think about that. That kid in the leather jacket. Twisted the neck of every single pigeon that Terry took care of. Individually. One at a time. That kid loved Terry. But Terry was a rat fuck. Those pigeons had to die. Innocent fucking birds.
And then years later they honor these guys. Wiseguys, goodfellas like Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci went on the Academy Awards to say, hey it’s been years, isn’t it time we forgive Elia Kazan for naming names? And Brando, the fat rat fuck, he was awarded by playing Don Corleone in the greatest mob movie ever. Was that in his witness protection package? Karl Malden yells that Christ is on the docks and Brando gets to be the Christ figure, stumbling three times on his way to shape up for a day’s work. But he’s a squealer. And should wear the mark.
On The Waterfront is a great movie, yeah. Of course. From where you're standing. But I'm over here now. A cheap, lousy, dirty, stinking mug. From a mug's point of view the pic should a 2.0 tops. And even that I'm pushing.
Den of Geek Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars
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The Enigma of Leonardo DiCaprio
Here's a look at how one of Hollywood's most popular actors has yet to win the big one.
Dead Snow: Red vs. Dead Trailer Released in Time for Sundance
Sequel to Dead Snow promises Nazi zombies and - wait, that's enough right there.
Nazi zombies, they’re not like regular zombies. Why, just yesterday during the Breaking Bad marathon they were talking about Nazi zombies and how they’re just plain nasty. Dead Snow; Red vs. Dead got itself those nasty Nazi zombies, but the main character, Colonel Herzog just happens to have a new appendage attached. And it’s got more than that kung fu grip. His new hand is a zombie sledgehammer and he’s going to need it.
Dead Snow: Red Vs. Dead is Tommy Wirkola's (Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters) follow-up to his 2009 zombie classic Dead Snow. The new sequel comes out in anticipation of the Sundance Film Festival. Dead Snow: Red Vs. Dead stars Vegar Hoel, Stig Frode Henriksen, Martin Starr, Ørjan Gamst, Ingrid Haas and Jocelyn DeBoer.
The official synopsis says “If the worst day of your life consisted of accidentally killing your girlfriend with an axe, chain-sawing your own arm off, and watching in horror as your closest friends were devoured by a zombified Nazi battalion, you’d have to assume that things couldn’t get much worse. In Martin’s case, that was only the beginning.”
There’s no release date yet. We’ll be on the watch.
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Check Out the First Guardians of The Galaxy Cast Photo
We finally get an official look at the cast of Marvel's Guardians Of The Galaxy!
Well, they certainly kept us waiting long enough, didn't they? But now you can get your first look at Zoe Saldana as Gamora, Chris Pratt as Star Lord, Bradley Cooper as Rocket Raccoon, Dave Bautista as Drax the Destroyer, and Vin Diesel as Groot in Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy. Alright, fine...Rocket Raccoon and Groot will only feature the voices of those two actors, but what can you do? This is definitely one of the riskier films on Marvel's agenda, and we're looking forward to seeing more from this throughout 2014!
Guardians of the Galaxy is directed by James Gunn and opens on August 1, 2014. Check out our round-up on Guardians of the Galaxy news right here!
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Amazing Spider-Man 2 New Year’s Eve Teaser
Check out The Amazing Spider-Man 2 trailer from last night's New Year celebrations in Times Square!
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Dwayne The Rock Johnson in Talks With Warner Bros. for DC Movie Project
Who might Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson be playing in a DC superhero movie?
Well, here's one we missed in all the New Year's Eve excitement. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson tweeted something rather tantalizing the other day, and it's definitely got our attention. It appears that the former (well...sometimes former) WWE superstar has plans to get in on the superhero movie action over at Warner Bros. Whether it's a hero or a villain remains to be seen, but Rock promises some kind of "badassery."
We just had a big meeting w/ Warner Bros CEO re: @DCComics 2014 we will partner up and create the cool bad assery. #RockTalk @ActionTilson
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) December 31, 2013
In recent years, The Rock was linked to a Shazam movie, likely as Black Adam, the villain. There's also been loose talk of a Lobo film at some point, a role which Mr. Johnson seems uniquely suited for. Whatever it is, it sounds like it may get moving in 2014...which raises the question: could this be a role in the mysterious (and still lacking an official title) Batman vs. Superman flick that's looking more and more like a Justice League movie every day? The Rock isn't known for keeping quiet, so hopefully we'll hear something soon!
We owe a tip of the hat to Total Film for hipping us to this one, by the way.
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Sherlock Holmes: 25 Legendary Performances
You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to get clued in on these portrayals of the famed violin playing, coke-sniffing detective.
Fans of the great detective are typically familiar with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s original stories. They also know that those stories have been published, republished, and then published again. Sherlock Holmes is THE classic character who has found his place on the page, on the stage, on the big screen and the small. He has been repackaged, reformatted, revamped, reimagined, and rebooted. But when the writer’s work is done, who makes the man? Den of Geek takes a look back at the top 25 iconic actors who have breathed new life into irrepressible Sherlock Holmes for the past 113 years!
This short, silent film was originally produced by Arthur Marvin for Mutoscope and features a 30 second running time. While the story has no real plot, with Holmes coming face to face with a thief who can make a bag of stolen goods appear and disappear, it was not meant to mimic Doyle’s stories so much as cameo a famous character for the arcade. Long thought lost, the film was rediscovered in 1968 (and is available online). Thus our unknown actor has the distinction of being the first Sherlock Holmes on film!
A clown, comedian, and peddler of fine (old timey) female flesh (the “Sennett Bathing Beauties”), Sennett was a definitely a man who liked to laugh. He got the chance to show off his acting chops as Holmes in eleven silent films. Sort of. While these films were still comedies, they gave their star the distinction of being one of the first identifiable actors to portray the iconic character on film.
Gillette was the first actor to lend gravitas to the character while on screen. Although historians have observed that the mystery actor in “Sherlock Holmes Baffled” based his own performance on Gillette’s earlier stage representation of the great detective! In fact, Gillette was the first actor to put on the now iconic deerstalker hat and curved pipe. While Doyle never specifically said Holmes wore the deerstalker, Watson described him as wearing an ear-flap cap in some of the narrative.
Best known for being the grandfather of adorable modern day actress Drew Barrymore, John was also a bit of a tool. Sure he survived the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, but then he went around reporting bogus stories in an effort to capitalize on the tragedy! Still, John brought some much needed sex appeal to Holmes, in this loosely adapted version of William Gillette’s play. Another silent film thought lost, the feature was rediscovered in the 1970s, restored, and re-released on blue ray in 2011!
Raymond Massey; Canadian military veteran, stage actor (making his acting debut for the troops in Siberia), and director has the distinction of starring in the first Sherlock Holmes talkie. While not the first sound film (that was The Jazz Singer which opened in 1927), The Speckled Band was still on the cutting edge of technological advancement for its time. Especially when you consider that at the time, more than half of the films screened worldwide were still silent.
This shocked me. When I think of Basil Rathbone, I think of the pointy-chinned pirate, Levasseur, fencing with Errol Flynn in the 1935 film Captain Blood. But as it turns out, Rathbone starred as Sherlock Holmes in 14 feature films and a television series. Rathbone pretty much defined the character during the mid-20th century. Only his was a Holmes for the modern audience, a man who fought Moriarty AND Nazis. This was one busy detective! Fun fact: Eve Titus named “The Great Mouse Detective” for this somewhat high strung incarnation of Holmes.
Best known for his role as Batman’s butler Alfred on the 1966 television series, Napier got his turn as the great detective long before. The half-hour long episode was part of a dramatic television series based on stories by famous authors (Doyle, Twain, Dickens, etc.). Unfortunately the series was short-lived and Napier, an Oxford educated actor, had to resign himself to sharing his dignified screen presence with a paunchy Adam West.
Another landmark in Holmes history, Ronald Howard has the distinction of being the first Sherlock in a made for syndication television series for the U.S. His version of the adventures of Sherlock Holmes was markedly different from that of his predecessors, and Howard went out of his way to set himself apart from the iconic performance of Basil Rathbone. His Holmes was less neurotic and much more deliberate. The series also deviated from Doyle’s stories, with my favorite example being “The Case of the Texas Cowgirl.”
The iconic Mr. Cushing, best known for his work in Hammer Horror films (and the Doctor Who Dalek films), helped bring classic Gothic horror to Holmes. Cushing, like Christopher Lee or Vincent Price, was practically an acting institution. He was a fan of Doyle’s work, and brought his knowledge of the text to bear on both the film and the later television series. Even though we are adrift on a sea of Sherlock films and series, Cushing’s The Hound of the Baskervilles is considered to be a cult classic.
Fun fact: Christopher Lee starred opposite Cushing in the above mentioned, 1959 Hound of the Baskervilles as Sir Henry Baskerville. Like Cushing, Lee was best known for his work in horror (and more recently for old man fighting with Yoda and, later, with Ian McKellan in LoTR). Unfortunately his first run as the great detective was a great disappointment. Neither Lee nor the director were pleased with the end result. Lee would go on to take the role of Mycroft Holmes in The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes before reprising his role as an aged and retired Holmes in 1992.
Another entirely original story line, which found Neville’s Holmes hot on the trail of Jack the Ripper. Considering how much the Ripper murders had enflamed the public during the late 1880s, it is surprising that Doyle did not employ such a case in his own writing. This film was also the inspiration for Manly Wade Wellson’s novel, Sherlock Holmes’s War of the Worlds. For his efforts, Neville was praised for a Rathbone-esq performance.
It is hard to imagine General Patton doing comedy, much less playing a bumbling and quixotic character who imagines himself as a modern day Holmes. But it happened. Somewhat of an anomaly, this film still deserves a place on this list for no other reason than its cult classic gravitas. Plus it is too easy to picture Scott slapping his would be Watson for crying at a crime scene.
Ah the 70’s. A great time for comedy and a better time for spoofs of Sherlock Holmes. Cleese, of Monty Python fame, was an obvious choice to take on this particular version of the great detective. Both the television series and the film take aim at the formulaic plots, outrageous deductions by Holmes, and general buffoonery by Watson that had come to plague so many of the 20th century incarnations of Doyle’s iconic character.
Captain Von Trapp made the notable decision to play up the great detective’s drug addiction when he played him in this adaption of Doyle’s work, which stayed true to the original. While Plummer would go on to reprise his role of Holmes, Silver Blaze also starred Thorley Walters, who had played Watson in four separate films.
Peter Cook was one half of a famous comedic double act, and Dudley Moore was the other. It is no surprise then, to discover that Moore played Watson to Cook’s Holmes. Not for the refined or stuffy fan of the great detective, this particular comedy relies heavily on low brow humor, employing Chihuahua pee and vomiting brought on by demonic possession.
Yes, these are Russian adaptations, but it is worth noting that Livanov’s performances are considered the best representations of Sherlock Holmes – ever. Better than Rathbone, and that is saying something!
Originally a Williamstown Theater Production, Langella’s stage version of Holmes was filmed as part of the HBO series Standing Room Only. And it was as riveting as you might imagine watching a play on television might be. The stage design and acting style which had worked so well for a theater with 600 seats did not hold up on the small screen. Fun fact: this was another adaption of William Gillette’s play and is available on YouTube if you care to judge Langella’s performance for yourself!
Tom Baker is perhaps best known as the fourth Doctor from Doctor Who; and in one episode donned the deerstalker hat of our great detective. He picked up the reins on this BBC series from Peter Cushing, although the general consensus is that he should have left the role of Holmes to his predecessor.
Lawrence of Arabia brings Sherlock Holmes to life, sort of. O’Toole leant his voice to this animated series. I scoured the web, but this appears to be the first time the great detective was animated. Challenge to all you Sherlock geeks: was there an animated series that predates this BBC production?
Another comedy, this time pairing Michael Caine’s Holmes with Ben Kingsley’s Watson. Sort of. In this spoof the great detective is actually a fiction written by Dr. Watson and brought to life by Caine who plays an otherwise out of work stage actor. The best part of the work is the role reversal between Watson and Holmes in addition to the acknowledgement that even Doyle himself grew tired of his trademark character.
Adapted by Paul Giovanni from Doyle’s The Sign of the Four, this theater production showed on Broadway and in L.A., where it starred Charlton Heston. Heston then went on to reprise his role in the film version, which was directed by his son Fraser Clarke Heston.
Robert Downey Jr. has set himself apart from the previous actors to portray Sherlock Holmes by being scrappy. Ridiculously scrappy. Kick your ass in a dark alley scrappy. In real life, Downey has a reputation of being a nice guy, but he also drew heavily on personal experiences to bring his detective to life. Particularly, his practice of Wing Chun, a southern Chinese style of kung fu recently the popularized by Donnie Yen and his “Ip Man” series. Full disclosure, my husband has taught this style of martial arts for years. And according to him, Downey knows his stuff. Which added a nice air of authenticity to an otherwise over the top couple of films.
This short run BBC series that has fans clamoring for more embraces the modern audience’s love of the crime procedural drama, and focuses on Cumberbatch’s insufferable (yet somehow adorable) personality disorder riddled Holmes. He is like a British version of Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory. The series pairs Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman (who also star in Peter Jackson’s new Hobbit trilogy) to great effect.
And finally the latest in our long line of detectives. Miller manages to put even more of a modern spin on Holmes than Cumberbatch. Scruffy and a bit unhinged, he reminds this viewer of an infinitely sexier Monk. Unfortunately, rabid fan trolling being what it is, the show has been overshadowed by the (completely objective) horror that some people felt upon learning that Watson would be played by Lucy Liu, who despite her talent as an actress, had committed the unforgivable sins of being both a WOMAN and NOT WHITE. Get a grip kids, Holmes has been alive and kicking for well over 100 years, and I expect we will see a great deal more in terms of innovative reimagining over the next 100 years of the character’s history!
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What about Jeremy Brett?
How on earth is Jeremy Brett not on this list!
This list and it's descriptions of actors (John Barrymore is best known for being Drew Barrymore's Grandfather? Really?) is just sad to read. I weep for my generation.
Elementary BLOWS, BBC Sherlock is better in EVERY WAY. You also have RDJ Sherlock WAY to high, his movies are good but do not really capture Sherlock, it more of a generic detective named Sherlock.
Jeremy Brett!!
Surprised not to see Nicol Williamson in the Seven Percent Solution.
Even though many have already mentioned it, the absence of Jeremy Brett really is a glaring omission. He is still one of the most popular incarnations of the series, and one of the most faithful to the books.
Good point out. Just because I enjoy Sherlock does not make me a detective.
No Douglas Wilmer?
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Sounds like one for Blu-Ray, DVD, or VOD. Or Netflix Streaming...months from now :) I like Ben Stiller, and I always enjoyed the original short story. And I only sort of remember the Danny Kaye version. It definitely entertained me as a kid.